Comments by funonthaside

They are completely different clubs/vibes. Lust is a bar with strippers. GH is a traditional divey strip club. I've actually always preferred GH, but there is a niche for each.

Great use of LE resources....Paterson ranks high among dangerous cities, yet they choose to allocate resources to restricting adult playtime.

Scratching my head at the logic of "it's okay to have a naked girl grinding on you, but not naked while being watched on stage".

Shouldn't it be up to the GUY which girl he deals with?

The bartender must have REALLY poured you a lot extra, if you rated her as a 10. Yes, there are some decent girls at EI...but a 10???

There in fact, IS, high mileage in the city. You could have walked there from PH, in fact (ok, a long walk). And, the parking lot is quite large (across the street). It's $10 from 7pm onward. Pay inside club. The 6-car driveway is not the parking lot. But....you're right about LDs and rooms being a waste at PH. It's a watch stage show, drink, and chat with girls barside, place.

The owner of Lust have clearly failed to realize that the clientele and girls are most certainly NOT the same between WV and Myrtle Beach. It's silly to have a gown club in WV. They would be better off having girls wear boots and Daisy Duke's.

"Ummm....there are cameras..." = either a girl is new and unaccustomed to the PL shenanigans, or she just doesn't have the courage to tell a guy she doesn't want to so something.

^ Latinas have a deserved good reputation at MOST clubs. However, as GG is a high-end club in DC, you're going to come across a good bit of GPS.

^ You apparently have never been to EI. If you have, you would know that any shower that may exist would make a girl dirtier moreso than cleaner. Packin - Where do you normally hang out that you felt an EI girl was a 10? Are you grading on a curve?

Time and place....time and place. At a strip club, it's just another day at the office. At a regular bar, though....a bit of an issue. Perhaps this ties into another thread...the one about an increase in SA if Trump shuts down strip clubs. People need out outlets for their desires. Interesting point about prison guards. How do prisoners get to a close to guards?

She's a cute bitch. And, being Catholic, she probably has no issue going bareback. Knocking Sarah Huckabee Sanders and Dana Perino off the top of the "Press Secretaries I jerk off to most frequently" list.

Are you fucking crazy??? $2k for a past-her-prime provider? Who would you rather fuck? A prior Playboy model in her 60s, or the average looking GND supermarket cashier in her 20s? And...it's not like a Hooters waitress is all that impressive. Many non-breastaurant waitresses are more attractive than Hooters waitresses. I'll put this in the "more money/horniness than brains" bucket.

You may know this if you had chosen a major other than gender studies.

Companies don't cut bonuses in anticipation of future misses, dusty.

It's as ratchet as La Pearl and Outer Space. The difference is that EI dances are on regular chairs and sofas, rather than on barstools.

I'll take (a) mature and customer service oriented over (b) young, hot, and robotic every time....at least when I'm spending time in rooms.

Using Bitcoin for purchases seems a bit silly if you believe the hype about its growth potential.

When did you visit, OP? Restrooms were first out of service over a week ago. If you visited this week, and the restrooms still weren't fixed, it's official....EI wins the "most ratchet of the ratchet clubs" award. On the bright side, the port-a-potties are likely cleaner than the regular restrooms.

^ if all you saw was a fist fight, you got lucky. Fells Point, location of Ritz, however, isn't much safer at night.

If you want more seedy action, head to Purple Orchid. Avoid Sin City.

Name of club, or it didn't happen.

The laid-back nature is what the fans of Clancy's like. It's not a high-energy club.

Can't get the thought of bouncer touching your shorts to sense the softness, out of my head.

Go to a swing club. Cheaper than a strip club outing, and more chances to score.