Comments by kallara

okay yes true if they're wearing jeans they're obv not about that life...but also it's so crazy to me this guy on saturday night i did a room for pays me all this $$ ( he literally handed it to me and said he wants to do a room okay im not a scammer lol ) and he's wearing jeans and he's all 'can i pull my jeans down to my knees' like are you stupid?? lmao i just told him come back during the day shift tomorrow with soft pants and we can have more fun. i told him he picked the right girl though because if he said that to any other girl they would've just bitched at him. mini story time, i had a customer want to dance with me but i was busy so he went with another girl...20 min later she comes back in the dressing room bitching about i guess he said he was gonna come during the dance?? and she yells at him 'we don't do that here' and then he sees me on the floor and he's complaining he didn't get a good dance and i'm all well you shouldn't have went with another girl...

lmao you guys i can't make this up i ask this guy who's doing vips (like 45 minutes of them) if his jeans are comfortable or if it hurts him pulling his shirt out of his pants grabbing his waist band he's all 'no they're fine like this' like okay if you want rug burn on your dick by all means..

i think i know my club and the cameras better than you do lol

idk why so many people keep talking about air dances when i said air dance i mean if a guy is trying to adjust himself i give him space (and stand up to cover the cameras) at the same time and play it off by giving a 5 second 'air dance' so can we just drop that please literally putting words in my mouth that don't even apply to what i asked on the first place and @wisetoo literally wtf are you talking about?? again putting words into my mouth. the only way we'd get caught is if i stand up and the guys dick is on full display because he's dumb enough to not cover himself up when i stand up or something. you realize i lose my job too if that happens? (which it won't because im not retarted) i don't want to take it out myself because that's really obvious to the cameras and everyone else around me. i mean i guess i could be sneaky about it but why when i can just get the guy to do it himself and put himself in the position he feels comfortable in let's try not making things up and being rude to someone that has nothing to do with your delusions

and since we're on the topic for any dancers that want to come on her and call me fake and deny that a real stripper can be getting sexual gratification from her job honestly f off. i wouldn't even be able to tolerate my job if i didn't get turned on by it. they all claim to be anti slut shaming and liberal when it comes to sex work but strippers are the most whorephobic women i know which is crazy because WE are the whores. sure the next level up is prostitution but simulated sex through a lap dance (yes a fully clothed one) still makes you a whore. the amount of shit i've gotten in the past making posts like this being called names and being told my real experiences are 'fan fiction' is insane. and even when there's endless proof i'm a real person (not here) on my account they'll STILL be in denial. 'no stripper would like that' 'no stripper would do that' you guys have your head so high on a pedestal making $$$$ by doing no real work ✨ golden pussy syndrome ✨ (thank you glossary) that you refuse to believe a girl can want to take advantage of dancing for horny guys and having a little fun too. and then they hide behind the excuse 'it messes up other girls money' it definitely doesn't because i have exactly zero repeat customers that ask me for anything extra. if it happens it happens. there's a reason some girls refuse to keep dick out of their mouth, hand, or their boobs out of a customers mouth at a non extras club (hint: they enjoy it)

it's crazy you guys so airdance for 5 seconds means calm down.. if a guys trying to adjust himself and i stand up and give him the freedom to do that i'd think the opposite?? but im not a man so i guess i don't know what goes through you guys head anyways you guys are giving great advice!!

if you still think i'm a man that's on you. i made this account to stalk the reviews to my club and make sure there's no vulgar reviews mentioning my name referring to any extra fun i might've had in the back. so far in 3 years i've only gotten one review saying im stunning. i guess im not that popular </3 ive tried posting on reddit but i just got cross posted to the strippers subreddit with everyone calling me fake and denying that im a real person. my look is too unique to post pictures and for obvious reasons i dont want people knowing how i look. again i work at a high contact but generally no extras club so this is major taboo and a big embarrassment to me if someone from my club puts 2 and 2 together

what i wish i could do w all my customers https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph63195df454cc8 🥹 a girl can only dream

@ jascoi all the rude comments you've left about my club aren't very nice..just because you pick the wrong girl doesn't mean comment on almost ever review how much it's sucks. lolz

so many guys wear jeans and belts in my club i really don't get it... and i work at the best club in my city and have no reason to travel. i'm not saying extra curricular activities don't happen and but anything obviously has to be done really discretely i guess a lot of guys that come in are under the impression it's a really strict club (some of them think they can't even touch me and it trips me out) so they don't even consider it. but even guys id expect to be freaky with me don't even try. i swear when i first started dancing i had so many guys trying to do this now i get like no horny customers. idk if it's because i look way better and not as innocent as before or what...now that i type this i realize it's probably that...i guess customers think if a girl is too hot she won't be freaky??

you sound like the perfect custie for me. i swear there's no better feeling than grinding directly down onto a guys hard on when he's wearing super thin bottoms. way too many guys come in with jeans and/or belts and it completely ruins the experience. i had a guy say 'i probably shouldn't have worn jeans...' and i told him i don't get why guys waste their money on dances knowing it's not going to be as enjoyable w jeans on. not to mention it literally hurts me to grind near their zipper/denim

aw i haven't been on here in so long. i've been dancing for over a year and a half now and still feel the same way :,)

and to add if i was trying to catfish why the fuck would i make a bold statement saying i'm the youngest & hottest girl in the club unless it's true ...if i really was trying to convince anyone i wouldn't be that stupid. im stuck up bc i can be 🤣boohoo hot girls can be sluts too why's it so hard to believe

oops i worked doubles all weekend so i haven't been in here in days, still getting accused of being fake oh well🤣🤣 @riska i've read on here a lot of guys don't care about anything the dancers doing unless it benefits them which i get, but it's like at the same time... it actually does benefit you if a girl is grinding on you a certain way lol @bubbleyum i am a new stripper but idk what this has to do w 'game'. it's not effecting my hustle at all so i don't get your point...and two of my managers have already said i'm the hottest girl in the club so i don't know what to tell you LMAO. again, you not believing me doesn't change the fact it's true @erregal idk if you're being sarcastic or not because that j sounds painful

@twentyfive ya i'm not posting pics lol i just got home from my very real job as a dancer at the club i work at if you doubt i'm real then stop entertaining my fake ass catfishing attention seeking post ! like i said you thinking my post is fake doesn't change the fact i danced on a fat old guy with a huge dick tonight (which felt amazing by the way). ur annoying just shut up lmao. i considered deleting my post/acc so many times because i am so worried about someone from my club finding it and you're worried about your own *need* for proof. f off it's not about YOU

@wallanon no one's forcing anyone to whip their dick out dances can be just as enjoyable fully clothed

@twentyfive not sure what proof i can give other than the fact im verified and my biggest fear is someone from my club connecting me to this so i'm most likely never posting pictures so not sure what to tell you lmao. i hesitated even posting this multiple times because it's like embarrassing buttt yeah. i get why it's hard to believe but at the same time it's like here i am, op, a girl, laughing behind my phone at all the ppl that refuse to believe giving lapdances can be enjoyable

ngl i have no idea how to use this site but i'll just reply one by one lol @desertscrub i don't let anyone touch me between the legs loool. i get more than enough pleasure from the friction from grinding @2icee explain please ?? @shadowcat the only thing it effects is the fact that i can't grind on them in that position anymore and i usually just face away from them instead of straddling after i o because it's just too sensitive. i literally masturbate before work because it gives me energy to get up so no it doesn't apply to everyone. idk @bharlem @skibum i bet you wouldn't believe i'm the youngest + hottest girl in my club either ... i just have a high sex drive and again i'm for a fact not the only girl in my club that does it. @bootylover i'm an aa and i don't even like black dudes so idk what to tell you

i never use it as a selling point or even tell the guys i'm doing it so i feel like even if more dancers do it, who would know anyways right?