Reviews by longjohn81

I was visiting Seattle a couple weeks ago and wanted to check out what the scene was like. I’ve read that Seattle has an extras friendly strip club scene which is similar to Detroit’s....

Hank’s is like a coney dog. When you’re craving something to satisfy when you’ve been drinking but kinda regret taking part in after… yea it feels like that. This evening was particularly unimpressive. The...

I was in SoFl for a business meeting. A business associate who is a big baller took a group of us here. I had heard about the Pompano Clubs but wasn’t really sure...

Flew home into DTW at about 9:30pm a few Fridays ago. I hadn’t been to LS in over two years and normally used to visit during day shift. I had almost forgotten that night shift...

Did a late night stop by at Hanks a few Saturdays ago. I have grown to like this place and have about 2-3 dancers I see regularly. This evening I made a new friend...

Silver Criket is a good, reliable club. If I got better cellphone service here, I’d say it’s damn neee perfect. Day shift talent level is more than passable. No cover (during the day),...

Henry’s is a dive, but I kinda like it. Considering it’s right around the corner from FC, there’s something charming about a place that isn’t quite so pretentious. It’s $5 cover to get in....

Stopped in to Hanks at about 10:30pm a couple Fridays ago. Ended up staying until close. This place is a dive but I found it enjoyable. The layout is pretty funky. There’s a raised...

Stopped in Criket a couple Thursdays ago at about 2:30pm. It’s free parking with no valet and the area is very safe during the day (never gone at night). No cover charge during the...

Pulled into Bogarts about 10pm a few Fridays ago. There’s free parking in 3 different lots but l always use the front paved lot. Walked in to the standard smell of stale smoke and...

Visited BTs for a night shift for the first time. They’ve got a very solid line up in the evenings. Parked across the street to avoid the valet charge. $20 cover and took a...

I have been fantasizing about visiting Club Globe since I first learned about it from TUSCL. After reading the reviews and looking at their website once a day for over a year, I realized...

I stopped by Criket shortly after opening on a Wednesday a few weeks ago. Had business near Dearborn and about an hour and a half to kill, so figured I would see how the...

I had never been to Bogarts at night (3rd time I have been there at all). Was curious if the talent and vibe were any better than the day shift, so decided to stop...

I have such mixed feelings about this club! I’m a semi-regular here (often times where I come for the UFC PPV cards monthly) and it’s got all the elements of a great club. Where...

First time to BTs. Heard mostly good things and I think the club lived up to the hype. Easy enough to find right on Michigan Ave. They do have valet but if you check...

First time I’ve ever been here. Read some of the reviews and wasn’t really sure what to expect. Not familiar with the Flint scene at all, as I frequent the Detroit suburban area clubs....

Went in to Criket on a Thursday afternoon. As been mentioned before, you have to enter from off of Kean St. There’s a fenced parking lot (no valet, self park only) and during the...

Headed into Dream Girls last Saturday at about 10pm. Club was fairly busy, complete with a Bachelorette party in attendance. It was quite a mix of a crowd. Saw some geriatric, one foot in...

Went in to DG on Sat night to watch the UFC card and hopefully spend some time with a lovely lady. The second part didn’t happen unfortunately. There was a good amount of ladies...

I’ve been going to LS for months and decided it’s time to give it my review. As far as clubs in Metro Detroit are concerned, this place is probably my favorite or maybe tied...

First time visit to SC on Friday early afternoon. Fenced in parking lot behind the building (note: you have to turn on the side street off Michigan Ave to get to the parking lot)....

Tried out the day shift at FC. Arrived about 3pm. It’s a very nice club and during the day shift the vibe is very laid back. Based on the conversations I had with the...

Came to DG on a Saturday night for the UFC card. Got there pretty early around 9pm. DG hasn’t been showing the UFC PPV cards since they re-opened, so I was excited to be...