Pump dump and go

Hank’s is like a coney dog. When you’re craving something to satisfy when you’ve been drinking but kinda regret taking part in after… yea it feels like that. This evening was particularly unimpressive.

The place has been described thousands of times so gonna skip that. It’s a dive bar with an awkward lay out and cramped “VIP” booths. The booths are a padded bench in a cubby with a curtain. Drinks are cheap and extras are offered by every dancer I’ve encountered here.

I came in late night Saturday after watching football. There was a west coast game still on the tv which proved useful cuz the line up was maybe the worst I’ve seen there. There was probably less than 10 dancers on this shift. Most overweight and pasty or just not attractive. Some of the servers got on stage at one point and took their tops off. They were better looking than 90% of tree dancers, so I tipped them. LOL.