Comments by Alfredo_Darke (page 2)

  • discussion comment
    3 months ago
    CJKent_band
    The truth hurts, but if you accept it, it will set you free
    Smash or Pass?
    Too hefty, I like 'em thinner than that. Pass.
  • discussion comment
    4 months ago
    Call.Me.Ishmael
    Rhode Island
    In other news... Adorable GND.
    Oh yeah. I tend to like them a touch thinner, but love the tan lines, and look at that smile and energy! Hell yes.
  • discussion comment
    4 months ago
    CJKent_band
    The truth hurts, but if you accept it, it will set you free
    Smash or Pass?
    Are kidding? Who wouldn't go for her, she's fantastic!
  • discussion comment
    4 months ago
    "Nearby" / Map view gone?
    If you go to "tuscl" in the upper left corner, it takes you to a page with a link "map to clubs". It's NOT very well promoted, but it's still there.
  • review comment
    4 months ago
    shanny72
    Mayor of Titty City
    A Sure Shot
    You always negotiate BEFORE you dance, otherwise they can charge you anything.
  • discussion comment
    4 months ago
    NJBalla
    New York
    Salma Hayek
    Sorry about the quality. https://xhamster.com/videos/salma-hayek-lesbian-scene-from-frida-2002-3563063
  • discussion comment
    4 months ago
    NJBalla
    New York
    Salma Hayek
    Oh yeah, I'd bang her until the cows came home. She was really good in Frida (and a great lesbian scene too!)
  • review comment
    4 months ago
    FredEttish
    Parts Unknown
    Good First Visit. Will Definitely Return.
    On that AA, I'll bet another PL that was looking for the same girl and asked that dancer to go find her. Evenings aren't necessarily better here, I've had Billy Joel performing in the afternoon and early evening.
  • article comment
    4 months ago
    RonJax2
    Strip Club Connoisseur
    A Monger's Guide to Spanish, 2nd Edition
    Very detailed. Maybe TOO detailed, after spending 5 minutes just to skim it, I'm thinking, first, this is way too much effort, I'm going to a club for a fun time, not to learn another language. Also, connecting with my dancer is a big deal to me, struggling to communicate is not conducive to this. And while I realize you're talking about going to Tijuana, you also mentioned all the Cubans invading Florida clubs. My feeling on that, you move to another country, learn the language!
  • article comment
    4 months ago
    1Chanman
    District of Columbia
    What was once GFE is no longer the case
    1chanman raises some interesting pints. Pre-Covid, I spent a fair amount of time at Mons Venus in Tampa. Tons of fine, naked women, but no extras. Eventual LDKs were as far as it went. But I really enjoyed some of the women there, and it was because they would spend some time with you, and be nice and playful. It would often be several songs of her cuddling up in my lap before any talk of dances even started. And since there weren't any extras, many of them were pretty creative and hot with their dancing. Of course, there were also the "Wanna dance?" and get it over types, but it wasn't too hard to find someone that would spend time with you. After Covid, I heard that Mons had changed for the worse, re-discovered TUSCL, and found out you could get sex at the clubs. Went to Gold Club, got blown by a Cuban. It was terrible, as soon as we got into the room, it was all business, she couldn't wait to finish. HOWEVER, I've also had some good experiences, where the girl was very nice and sweet while she reached up my shorts. I can see the logic that leads to the dancers favoring quickies, but you can still find some gems out there. It just might take a while.
  • review comment
    4 months ago
    Same Old Diamond Dolls
    Who doesn't carry ID? Sounds like you drove there, you didn't have a drivers license? I was there a year ago, spent a half hour being ignored, even after tipping at the stage. It seems this and some other places I've been to only caters to regulars. Although I can see the safety aspects of this, as in they know who they're dealing with and don't worry about getting busted, just south of here I've had a great time with dancers I've never met before. Apparently still hostile to newcomers, stay away from DD.
  • review comment
    4 months ago
    Same Old Diamond Dolls
    "Since this is a family website," Wha...?!?! What family, the Kardashians?
  • discussion comment
    4 months ago
    If you had 1 night at 1 club in greater Chicago, where are you hitting?
    While I haven't been to every club around here (not even close), between my own experience and what I've read, Polekatz is the best. Don't go to the VIP rooms, expensive and they don't get you any extras. The lap dance area on the second floor will get you the most action without being bothered by bouncers. Dress up a bit! It seems there's a definite class structure here, with PLs wearing jeans and t-shirts being steered to the first floor dance area, which is monitored heavily. Tip the host seating you, and if you still end up seated on the first floor, ask the girl you want to dance with to go to the second floor dance area (Not VIP). Tuesdays are $10/topless, $20 nude, which saves you $10 on either one. Good luck!
  • review comment
    4 months ago
    traveler2019
    Illinois
    BOUNCERS OVERREACT
    What Best2come said. Nothing more than what happens in the second floor lap dance area, and a lot more expensive.
  • review comment
    5 months ago
    Pre-Holiday Fireworks
    vague and incoherent.
  • review comment
    5 months ago
    unclewillSea
    Washington
    Double Shot Friday.
    Wisetoo says. "Not a review of the club. It's a description of the sex you had." Well that is the info I'm looking for.
  • review comment
    5 months ago
    Not for me, but some may love it
    I am curious - Was she really "the hottest woman in the place"? Did you take her up on any of her offers? I get the felling you just bailed.
  • review comment
    5 months ago
    Not for me, but some may love it
    It is a bit sleazy. You should try OZ in Clearwater, nicer place and the right girl will leave you drained and happy.
  • review comment
    5 months ago
    minnow
    Any place that interests me.
    Saturation Saturday
    Good description of dancers, meaningless evaluation of contact. "Mileage with 2 good dancers was solid 2 way." That could mean anything from full service to you just squeezed her tits. I wish reviewers weren't so shy about what you actually get.
  • review comment
    6 months ago
    Nice… but pricey
    Never had anyone push a bottle on me. The managers have always been very polite and helpful. Champagne room? I've only heard it called VIP, and the dancers I've had there never pushed for it, one even said nothing more happens there than in the lap dance area. Speaking of which, no mention of dances or dancer quality. Did you even get any?
  • discussion comment
    6 months ago
    Tampa / Orlando Strip Clubs
    I've only been to Tampa clubs, from what I've read, Orlando is a waste of time. Scarletts - I've had ITC full service there. Also Gold Room and OZ for oral. The oral at OZ was in the lap dance area, I hear more is available in the VIP rooms. Make sure to negotiate! If the prices are through the roof, you may be getting scammed. Haven't done or been offered OTC, at least not recently, but the girl I got oral with at OZ was leaving with a guy after my "dance".
  • discussion comment
    6 months ago
    Are Older or Younger Dancers more likely to do OTC / ITC
    I think you're looking at the wrong parameters. Ethnicity and beauty. Cubans - you're practically guaranteed ITC service. At the other end - white girls. Not that you can't get ITC or OTC from them, but it's a lot more hit and miss. And if a girl is knock-out beautiful, they know they can make a living fleecing your average suburbanite on his first time strip club experience without doing much at all. I'm more likely to have a good time with a girl who's cute, but not drop dead gorgeous. Just my two cents.
  • review comment
    6 months ago
    traveler2019
    Illinois
    Discount tuesdays
    ? I was there the previous Tuesday, and I was treated like a king! "all dances were primarily no touch as that is the policy at the club"? Are you sure you were at Polekatz? I will write a full review soon, but I had PLENTY of contact, basically everything except between the legs. You don't have to go to the VIP rooms, they have a lap dance area on that floor too, which is much better than the main floor area.
  • discussion comment
    6 months ago
    mogul1985
    I have 3 lives: Work, Dog Shows and Strip Clubs
    Airports and Strip Clubs
    "I think Tampa Bay’s airport has a strip club in Gate A." LMAO!
  • discussion comment
    6 months ago
    CJKent_band
    The truth hurts, but if you accept it, it will set you free
    “What so many of you people fail to understand is that MAGA is not about Donald
    "First They came for xxx and I did nothing. Then, They came for me." My god, you're using a quote about the persecution and genocide of Jews to defend Trump? A modern day fascist? You're beneath contempt.