If you had 1 night at 1 club in greater Chicago, where are you hitting?

Chicago is not a good strip club city, at all. LOL, I had no idea what I was missing when I lived there.

I would drive to Detroit - it’s only 4 hours each way!

While I haven't been to every club around here (not even close), between my own experience and what I've read, Polekatz is the best. Don't go to the VIP rooms, expensive and they don't get you any extras. The lap dance area on the second floor will get you the most action without being bothered by bouncers. Dress up a bit! It seems there's a definite class structure here, with PLs wearing jeans and t-shirts being steered to the first floor dance area, which is monitored heavily. Tip the host seating you, and if you still end up seated on the first floor, ask the girl you want to dance with to go to the second floor dance area (Not VIP). Tuesdays are $10/topless, $20 nude, which saves you $10 on either one. Good luck!

I would take an Uber out to club 390 in the suburbs. Nice variety of dancers, Dances are $30 nude, space is nice and large, some dancers get naked on the stage show.

PoleKatz seems to have a strong preference for hiring slim, white dancers. Many to the point of of looking unhealthy in my opinion. A high percentage of ROBs.

Atlantis has, in my opinion, the nicest interior of any club I've been in, including the clubs near the strip in Vegas. About average on the ROB-o-meter, slim to BBW, all ethnicities.

But Club 390 is my personal favorite. Cause Cubans. The dancer's generally have a better attitude, because the split of the PLs money between the dancer and the club is more in the dancer's favor here.

Been several years since I was in Chicago, so things may have changed. I've always had a car when I was there, so I took a pass on downtown clubs where parking is a hassle. (Which it kind of is at Atlantis.)

For me Scores/Gold/PoleKatz one of those.