Comments by Mike Rotch (page 9)

Probably someplace in NJ like Paterson or Newark. Basically any club with a high percentage of Dominican/Brazilian women will have high mileage.

I would name it IHOP so people think you're talking about pancakes.

That Stormy pussy must have been sooo good to be worth all this headache. At least I hope it was.

The only green strippers should wear is my money!

Let me tell ya, the best time is definitely NOT after eating Taco Bell. You don't EVER want to use a strip club toilet.

Sometimes the club description also helps getting closer to the talent. Like where are the best seats to see the girls from. Basic layout helps.

Yep you're right, I missed a zero there, it was 50000 guys. One of them was probably your father. Not me though, I always pulled out and gave her a nice pearl necklace.

Scrub I'm so sorry to hear about the loss of your dear mother. I will miss her very much. So will the 5000 other men she banged. My sincerest condolences. PS. With your permission I'd like to cut a gloryhole in her coffin.

Big Dicks Only, to keep Scrub out.

The Shill, so whenever it gets reviewed Scrub can't call it a shill review anymore.

The Sperm Bank (high mileage club)

Tits-R-Us

^Good one, you can have all the strippers dress like secretaries to match the theme.

^Tetradon that is a great name, but I don't think Scrub would appeciate all the men coming to his house.

If there was an "Asshole of the Month" award, Scrub has my vote, all year.

I banged a MILF who had a mouth like a vacuum cleaner but I didn't get her age. Hey Scrub how old is your mom?

Sounds like a good time. Bangkok is on my wishlist of places to go. How much does the dollar get you there? Did the girl go the whole night or just a couple hours?

Ilbbaicnl makes a good point. The lines have gotten blurry regarding pornstars. Do Onlyfans girls count as pornstars if they post videos? Lots of couples post their sex vids on pornhub these days. Is Scrub's mom a pornstar too since I secretly filmed me banging her? It's hard to tell.

Around what time did you visit? I've been there a couple of times recently and both times it was dead inside, not a single dancer in sight. Maybe I went too early.

Personally I prefer low tippers to high tippers, those dudes just robbed a bank and throw wads of singles around like its monopoly money. Low tippers are like ugly friends, they make you look better by comparison.

I have fucked dozens of pornstars. In fact, I'm fucking one right this moment. Love my Jenna Haze fleshlight.

I don't even want to know what BSLC stands for.

I banged Scrub's mom once, she was so fat it counted as 5.