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2 years ago
Probably someplace in NJ like Paterson or Newark. Basically any club with a high percentage of Dominican/Brazilian women will have high mileage.
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2 years ago
I would name it IHOP so people think you're talking about pancakes.
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2 years ago
That Stormy pussy must have been sooo good to be worth all this headache. At least I hope it was.
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2 years ago
The only green strippers should wear is my money!
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2 years ago
Let me tell ya, the best time is definitely NOT after eating Taco Bell. You don't EVER want to use a strip club toilet.
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2 years ago
Sometimes the club description also helps getting closer to the talent. Like where are the best seats to see the girls from. Basic layout helps.
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2 years ago
Yep you're right, I missed a zero there, it was 50000 guys. One of them was probably your father. Not me though, I always pulled out and gave her a nice pearl necklace.
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2 years ago
Scrub I'm so sorry to hear about the loss of your dear mother. I will miss her very much. So will the 5000 other men she banged. My sincerest condolences.
PS. With your permission I'd like to cut a gloryhole in her coffin.
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2 years ago
Big Dicks Only, to keep Scrub out.
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2 years ago
The Shill, so whenever it gets reviewed Scrub can't call it a shill review anymore.
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2 years ago
The Sperm Bank (high mileage club)
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2 years ago
Tits-R-Us
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2 years ago
^Good one, you can have all the strippers dress like secretaries to match the theme.
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2 years ago
^Tetradon that is a great name, but I don't think Scrub would appeciate all the men coming to his house.
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2 years ago
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rickthelionStraight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!
If there was an "Asshole of the Month" award, Scrub has my vote, all year.
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2 years ago
I banged a MILF who had a mouth like a vacuum cleaner but I didn't get her age. Hey Scrub how old is your mom?
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2 years ago
Sounds like a good time. Bangkok is on my wishlist of places to go. How much does the dollar get you there? Did the girl go the whole night or just a couple hours?
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2 years ago
Ilbbaicnl makes a good point. The lines have gotten blurry regarding pornstars. Do Onlyfans girls count as pornstars if they post videos? Lots of couples post their sex vids on pornhub these days. Is Scrub's mom a pornstar too since I secretly filmed me banging her? It's hard to tell.
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2 years ago
Around what time did you visit? I've been there a couple of times recently and both times it was dead inside, not a single dancer in sight. Maybe I went too early.
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2 years ago
Personally I prefer low tippers to high tippers, those dudes just robbed a bank and throw wads of singles around like its monopoly money. Low tippers are like ugly friends, they make you look better by comparison.
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2 years ago
I have fucked dozens of pornstars. In fact, I'm fucking one right this moment. Love my Jenna Haze fleshlight.
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2 years ago
I don't even want to know what BSLC stands for.
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2 years ago
I banged Scrub's mom once, she was so fat it counted as 5.