Posts by apoopdeep

He shoot those dirty fuckers that burn 🔥 down my store. He still have to pay full price for honeybun, no free honeybun!

Last night a very mean girl sprayed my eyes with axe and attempted to light my clothes on fire due to not liking my smell. These girls are very very mean and out of line. In my country we put…

a former girl I offered 50 rupees in addition to being allowed to roam free in basement leash off. although she would not be able to come up still this is the most generous offer of freedom that you would…

fuck all other offers. I offer you cannot beat. come dance in my basement. all free with as much dog food and slurpees as you wish. i will even let you out for one hour of the day (but leash…

But the good news is that my gas station blew up taking many antifa to burn in hell and I wasn't there haha (only goopbop, good overnight man he was) Serves them right they come in my store drink slurpee…

I now work technical support for Oshkosh. My name when you call is Daniel. Not much technical support other than pull string. We just tell them to change batteries. Times are hard, such fond memories of squirting mayo on buns.…

My friends be aware that none of you are welcome in my store. No buy one get one Slurpee anymore I shall have arrested. I am leaving this ultimate list

I would like to take the opportunity to thank my true master, Nicespice in showing me the ways of being a strip club customer blackbelt and being a mentor to me. I've learned much over the years. Paying upfront, always.…

To show off my guns and abs chief. Some of my bros in Ed Hardy https://images.app.goo.gl/ByRnUuJLZGt6Z1ZF7 And broseph in affliction https://images.app.goo.gl/ezj9ZkwtRTDhbiK46 Now let’s all give thanks to the situation and his uncle tony meatballs who gets me into my fistpump club bitch

SHE'S WITH ME AT THE SHORE, JERSEY BRO. COME THE FUCK AT ME.

Hello my good friends. I am now working at subway. My uncle burgindagoop gave me this fabulous opportunity. I have one question for all of you. Toasted? ahahahaahahhhaaahhahahahahhahahahhahhahahhaahhahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhhhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaahhahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahaahahahahhahaahahahh

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