Comments by pfunkstyles

Ebony Inn has that weird mix of street girls and legitimate dancers. Some nights they corporate and tip each other off to who is balling out, other nights they will fight amongst each other. Regardless, there are some there will try to press and hustle hard for money, especially if they think you're soft.

I had the time of my life here years ago. Seems like covid, inflation, and Onlyfans has fucked this place too.

Seems like a lot of Maryland clubs are going $40 for "air dances". I noticed clubs in the Bmore area are also doing this. Slow business, covid, and inflation has a lot things going upside down.

This use to be the spot, but haven't been a while. Activity around thr front and down the street has always been a put off, but always felt safe inside. The downside is the lack of a regular vip/lap dance area. Basically a regular couch with privacy curtain where you can just chill and not have thr whole club up in your business.

New management with stricter rules perhaps?

McDoogal's dancers charge a hell of a lot more for private room dances, and most of them are clock watchers too. I may do a review of my last experience at that place.

Far right hypocrites secretly fuel the porn, sex, and stripping industry. Worse, plenty are into highly illegal and just plain wrong sex acts. Far left want all women to be dykes, all males castrated, and even go after women in business for themselves simply because they are considered more"attractive" than they are. If a politician wants votes or clout, to show that they can appease EVERYONE. They simply set up a "task force", and announce there is a moral problem the local jurisdiction needs to take care of.

I don't drink or eat at most places unless there is some sort of minimum. I normally keep my money seperate, large bills in one section, door money somewhere else, and stage tips in another places. I count dances and have no problem tipping or being overly nice to staff (waitresses, doormen, security, etc.) People in these places talk, dancers often talk and compete for whom has the most money, and some shady places try to set cats up for robbery or shakedowns. The best you can do is minimize your profile, the amount of cash/cards you have, and just accept some level of risk/loss. If you get taken you may just have to accept it as being part of the "game".

Never spent over 300.00 If I want something that bad I'll either jack-off, hit up my shorty, or better yet just stay at home and jack-off. Fun night out with the boys, yes! See some rando tits, ass, or lips, yes! Breaking the bank...no!

My worse experiences have been from drunk and or high dancers. Usually they had BO or bad breath (huge turnoff and mixed with the smell of the alcohol or drugs sweating out their pores it makes things worse.) One funny incident, that also hasted my departure from the club. Was getting a lap dance on the floor in a roll of seats, with a rando dude sitting next to me. His stripper and mine were obviously high, had beef, and started fighting across our laps mid-dance. I could have cared less, their business not mine. The kicker was even though it was a full nude bar and I was going to get a lap dance from a girl I was less than enthusiastic about, before leaving I stopped to watch and her titty pop out.

You can try XXXV in South Amboy, though that's more North Jersey. Expensive on weekends but has a good mix of dancers and various offerings, got a legit (non-sexual) massage from an Asian lady with massive fake cans there once. North and South Philly have a bunch of clubs, mainly black and latin but you would have to go through the reviews to get an idea.

My question is, why does it matter? She could be a queen of all lies, some drunk dizzy broad, or trying to pay her way through seminary school. Why does it matter? Get some dances, take in the atmosphere, go home...not sure what else there is to do. She was probably like "some rando dude kept badgering me for personal info, he is probably some serial killer or deranged cop."

Years ago my buddies threw a party for me at stadium and the dancer got in trouble for putting her titties in my mouth. Been there off and on, usually when a buddy wants to experience the famous Stadium, only to leave unsatisfied and broke. The thing that has always turned me off about the place is not the pricing but the attitude of the patrons. Usually college kids and out-of-towners trying to "shine" because they heard about how the place use to be. Not uncommon to find some college girl or 20-something wannabe Instagram model trying to compete for attention with the club's paid employees. On the plus side I found fifty bucks on the floor the bathroom there once.

The short time I have been here I have noticed the trend of dudes (other than black) being worried about going here. IMHO, you really have nothing to worry about so long as you use some common sense. In all actuality, no one really cares about your race, they just want to see your green. I have seen white, middle-eastern, African, and Asian dudes at this place. Seen cops come in to check the place and at other times hang outside and talk with staff. Anyone that does something stupid inside is most likely going to face some sort of repercussions. However, that all being said, just be on your Ps and Qs when transiting Fairmount Heights and NE and SE DC (i.e. don't hang out at the gas station, convenience store, and secure your valuables.) Policing on both sides of the state line is aggressive (DC and PG county) but the DC side is being gentrified more (once you get closer to SE). I have been to some real goonsquad clubs, I remember time in Philly a dancer ran over and told me to cover up my money quick because I had "eyes on me" (and she wasn't bullshiting). The surrounding neighborhood is rough but the staff keeps that stuff outside in the streets. The same could be said for just about any gentleman's establishment really, certain establishments attract certain people or are run/managed by unsavory characters (regardless of appearance or location). The world being what it is you never know who is watching or plotting on you.

I agree, pandering on certain emotional issues guarantees relections, even if most politicians (male and female) are the biggest perverted hypocrites out there. Radical liberals and ultraconservatives political wonks have a lot in common, the both want to take away the personal choices of consenting adults.

Thanks for the detailed reviews brother. The neighborhood around the House looks ritizy now, but in the 80s-90s it was a hell hole that made Fairmont Heights and Eastern Ave (where the Ebony Inn is) look like Disney land. A lot of "locals" don't go to most DC clubs anymore because A: we have been made not to feel welcome in our hometown and B: After the "reformist" DC mayors of the 2000s, better action could be found in Bmore and PG county. However, after PG county tried but failed miserably to emulate DC's gentrification, many locals found greener pastures out of region or country completely (that includes dancers, managers, and bouncers). The Ebony Inn (which sits right on the DC/MD state line) has been the last "hold out" of the traditional SCs in the region due to a weird clause in MD state law that stops PG county from coming and shutting it down on a whim. Not saying the Inn is "bad" but in the old days, DC and PG had a wilder SC scene that could rival the block in Bmore.