Club night...

From the moment my friends said "let's do stadium tonight" I was wary. The night in question was one of those Saturday nightclub parties that happen to feature strippers and thotly dressed non strippers looking to get chose. I meet up with my friends after spending $25 on parking with the hopes of my RSVP would still be valid if I made it inside before 11pm. 10:30 in line and waiting. It wasn't moving and I had the strange feeling it was weak and empty inside. Exactly 20 minutes later after my friends arrived we got and was welcomed by some of DC's most athlethic dancers. For everyone's this isnt a normal strip club. It's a place to get seen by peers spending money on women who are on stage shaking ass. I had fun but at the end of the day if you arent dropping a stack stay away because the dancers are drawn like a moth to a flame to any fool parting with there money a little bit too quickly. Would rather go to ebony for a little more down home feeling but it is what it is. A great nightclub where you can grab a table with friends and watch ass in the presence of your female friends without a question asides from "my ass is bigger anyway, right? Answer wisely young fella, answer wisely.