Sgrayeff

In NJ. Goes to Pa for BJ.

Reviews by Sgrayeff

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  4 years ago
  The Border Gentlemen's Club

  Morrisville, Pennsylvania
  When I get another shot, it won't be here

  I went from visiting S&S once a week for a long time to once a decade more recently. This week’s visit gave no indication that my frequency need change. In fact, one face on...
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  4 years ago
  Vic's Place

  Irvington, New Jersey
  I need Vic's because BU is closed

  Stopped in at Vic’s – but only because Bottom’s Up was closed. Yep. I was near Irvington and hopeful when I saw cars in the lot behind BU. Parked. Pulled the door, hoping for...
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  Sgrayeff
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  4 years ago
  The Raven

  Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania
  Bizarro Night at the Raven: Let me out!

  As soon as I walked in, it was apparent this wasn’t a typical Raven visit. Hardly anything went according to form. My bizarro night at the Red Raven began even before I left when...
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  Sgrayeff
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  4 years ago
  The Raven

  Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania
  RR in Covid time. You don't have to like it

  Bad news. The virus nannies apparently have gotten to the Dirty Bird, causing implementation of some new procedures we’re not going to like. Not going to like at all. The most obvious is seating is...
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  Sgrayeff
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  4 years ago
  The Raven

  Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania
  The hoes are back

  Cars in the lot as I drove home was reason enough to stop. We'll see whether there's reason enough to return. It's the same old dirty bird for better and worse. Three girls and a...
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  4 years ago
  Erotic Cafe

  Pennsauken Township, New Jersey
  Tits before my very eyes

  Driving by on Friday afternoon for the first time in maybe a year, I noticed a new outdoor enclosure. Thinking it might mean my first time to touch tit in months, I pulled the...
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  5 years ago
  Bottoms Up

  Irvington, New Jersey
  Her pretty face? Hope to see it again soon.

  My early March visit might not have rated mention but for pandemic and the absence of anything mentionable in months. Bottom’s Up has become my go-to place. If it lacks sparkle, it affords value. Beauties...
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  sarsta
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  5 years ago
  The Raven

  Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania
  It's not June yet

  The facts: I was lucky enough to get one done before the close. First week in March, and it was promising to be another waste of time. If you’ve never been – or just forgotten –...
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  amroth525
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  5 years ago
  Tattletales

  Levittown, Pennsylvania
  Going to need closed captions ...

  Surprised that no one has yet brought up the one thing this club could do to improve. They need to turn on the TV closed captions because we’re not going to be watching the...
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  5 years ago
  The Raven

  Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania
  I found the unicorn

  It ought to be better than this. Am I right? So I am back after a long hiatus. And I can honestly say I am pleased with the talent. No. 1 - A Latina I hadn't...
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  MadMaXXXNYC
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  5 years ago
  Bottoms Up

  Irvington, New Jersey
  The value isn't at Vic's

  I’ve made several visits to both Bottom’s Up and Vic’s over the past month or two, hoping to find a favorite club – or favorite girl. Vic’s has younger, prettier girls (at least during the...
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  4 years ago

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  jakelongny
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  5 years ago
  Vic's Place

  Irvington, New Jersey
  I didn't plan to be the moron in the spotlight

  I had good plan. I’d arrived at Vic’s, and no one asked for the $5 cover. Across the U-shaped bar it was obvious three beer drinkers were getting doggy from three girls, one of...
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  MrEddyG
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  5 years ago
  Bottoms Up

  Irvington, New Jersey
  See how low you will go

  There are times in this hobby when we wonder how low can we go. Follow some hoe into the kitchen of Bottom’s Up, and you’ll see. You’ll see. What you’ll see is rank, rancid. It’s...
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  risingdragon25
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  5 years ago
  Bottoms Up

  Irvington, New Jersey
  Headfirst Into Bottom's Up

  Fresh off my first blowjob in front of a crowd (see my review of Berlin News Agency), I decided it was time to go headfirst into Bottom’s Up. Irvington is no paradise. But Bottom’s Up...
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  5 years ago

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  misterorange
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  5 years ago
  Berlin News Agency

  Berlin Township, New Jersey
  Freaks and me

  Welcome to the freak show. And make no mistake: The freaks are us. It’s not attractive. Believe me. It’s not attractive. Let’s start with the girls. Maybe 5% of the people there on a...
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  Sgrayeff
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  5 years ago
  The Raven

  Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania
  cockblocked again

  Soon my luck will change. It has too. This night started at the BallPark. But once again a lame lineup caused at U-turn at the door, and I was off to the Raven. To my...
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  Siteing
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  5 years ago
  Delilah's Den

  Manville, New Jersey
  How lucky can you get?

  It had been a couple of years since I’d been here because this place was lame. Not anymore. I was passing by early evening and had time before an appointment. Decided to stop just to...
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  Doctaz
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  5 years ago
  19th Hole Lounge

  Glenside, Pennsylvania
  Timing

  First visit to the 19th, and it’s not starting out the way I’d hoped. Women of Color have been a special interest of mine lately (thank you Mya from BP), so I’m hopeful. Except that...
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  Bigbehn03
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  6 years ago
  The Raven

  Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania
  Not enough

  I decided to try the night shift at the Raven. Would have been better had I bought a lottery ticket instead. One beer. Fewer than 20 bucks in singles dispensed. Hardly a blink from any...
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  6 years ago

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  VersionX
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  6 years ago
  Ballpark Tavern

  Bristol, Pennsylvania
  Bigger not better

  Back to the Ballpark and the best I can offer is I didn’t have to make a u-turn. No Royal, Jade, Candy, Tatiana, etc., were on the board, so I was clear to...
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  Sgrayeff
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  6 years ago
  Carnival Book Store

  Brooklawn, New Jersey
  Expiration date

  Here's the thing. Don't think of this as a strip club or even a bookstore. Think of it as a convenience store where the inventory is limited and nothing is fresh. But remember...
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  6 years ago

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  Foxfire724
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  6 years ago
  The Raven

  Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania
  Talent talks ... unfortunately

  Royal’s name at the top of the list felt like an emergency brake. Before I could walk into BallParkl, I was stopped. The next names on the list – Jade and Tatiana – threw...
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  King_Gambrinus
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  6 years ago
  Ballpark Tavern

  Bristol, Pennsylvania
  Only takes on

  I gave the girls a pretty average rating, which was right because they were pretty average. Sunshine is pretty but those laces on the legs are a hinderance. Denver is pretty enough but out...
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