Reviews

There was one positive development since my last visit to The Border. The pussy was out.

Three dancers took the stage on this Friday afternoon. And all three dropped their drawers and gave us the gynecological…

Two mistakes were made. Both mine.

First, I arrived. That was a mistake because I knew better. Going far out of my way anyway in the hope I would find quality pussy at a discount…

She could be the girl of my dreams. She moved like an athlete with the trim figure to match. Great face with stylish short hair. Eyes were an invitation. Tits and ass were a tease.

Except…

I dropped in on what turned out to be one of their "party" nights. Though this was the second time this year that I randomly attended one of their parties, I'm not sure what made…

Sometimes it's tough to know which is worse. Wasting money? Or not wasting money? That's been my story at the Playhouse lately.

There are two issues are the root of this dilemma. First, the line-up at…

There's a policy worth following at clubs: Don't tip the ugly girls a second time unless there is an abundance of hot girls available. Define "ugly" any way you care. Just know to fold when…

Maybe for a total of $12, this visit wasn't terrible. Maybe just miserable.

That's right. I was there for 35 or 40 minutes after work one afternoon and spent just $12. Beer was $5. Bartender…

Let's start with the positive.

When I arrived there were three decent-looking dancers. All three were slim, youngish AA girls. Two of the three were built like sex athletes. Both were outstanding dancers with great…

Pro tip? If you arrive within an hour of the opening time, ask the dude how many girls are working.

That's what I should have done. I arrived maybe 45 minutes after opening on a…

I've seen some incredibly beautiful faces and figures at Ricks. She might have been the best.

Truth is, I hadn't been to Ricks in the past six years or more. This is a club I used…

Three dancers were pregnant on a random weeknight just before 6 pm. I'm talking about the girls on stage, not "dancers" there to visit with friends before the baby arrives.

I know a mom-to-be when…

I saw the girl of my dreams at Sweethearts. What a disappointment.

Early 20s, she danced like she's been dancing for dollars all her life. Real dance moves and pole skills were just the starters.…