Reviews

Maybe for a total of $12, this visit wasn't terrible. Maybe just miserable.

That's right. I was there for 35 or 40 minutes after work one afternoon and spent just $12. Beer was $5. Bartender…

Let's start with the positive.

When I arrived there were three decent-looking dancers. All three were slim, youngish AA girls. Two of the three were built like sex athletes. Both were outstanding dancers with great…

Pro tip? If you arrive within an hour of the opening time, ask the dude how many girls are working.

That's what I should have done. I arrived maybe 45 minutes after opening on a…

I've seen some incredibly beautiful faces and figures at Ricks. She might have been the best.

Truth is, I hadn't been to Ricks in the past six years or more. This is a club I used…

Three dancers were pregnant on a random weeknight just before 6 pm. I'm talking about the girls on stage, not "dancers" there to visit with friends before the baby arrives.

I know a mom-to-be when…

I saw the girl of my dreams at Sweethearts. What a disappointment.

Early 20s, she danced like she's been dancing for dollars all her life. Real dance moves and pole skills were just the starters.…

I love it that I was wrong.

I didn't particularly care for her face. I definitely didn't like her ass. Too big and kind of mushy. Her tits were okay but not okay enough for…

I'd been there maybe 10 minutes - 15 tops - when I was looking down past her ass at my hard dick pointed right at her quim. It was in one of the smallest rooms.…

So I'm sitting at the bar, handing over singles and thinking ... What better ways are there to spend $20?

It's a couple of six packs. That's three or four gallons of ice cream. A…

Lucky me there was an ejector seat installed in my barstool this visit. I had to escape.

The evening started off okay. Half the day shift was there, which I've come to expect. Playhouse is nothing…

The law of averages was going to catch up with me sooner or later. This night I had my first disappointing visit to PH in a while.

The source of my disappointment was the lineup.…

The most obvious feature of the men's room is the zebra-stripe shower curtain hung to provide a sort of privacy for the single commode. There are two urinals and one sink. Paper towels are of…