- Planning to never return
Having spent 3 nights there recently, 5 trips in the last year, I agree that athletic girls (my type) are in the minority at HK. They can be found but not often. There are more spinners but fit, non curvy girls are harder to come by. I did have a fit girl last week—about 25, ex-police. Didn’t find that out until after our session.
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a year ago
They have consistently searched my backpack fairly well. Once they found a can of pepper spray I keep in there for biking (mt lions in my area), and they confiscated it but said I could have it at checkout. Also, I’ll be staying at Hong Kong Feb 26-Mar 2 if that overlaps with your visit.
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2 years ago
Ah sorry. No extras but she did cater to my fetishes just as requested. Essentially did exactly as I requested with great attitude.
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2 years ago
Taken the HK shuttle 6 times now from the border and never asked for VIP card. In the event the shuttle wasn’t coming for a while, HK staff flagged down a taxi and negotiated $5 rate on my behalf.
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2 years ago
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PutaTesterWest Coast. He who dies with the most memories wins.
Thanks for the enjoyable and detailed review. I appreciate the reminder to continue to try other clubs than HK given their poor business practices. I sadly have yet to find talent to my liking elsewhere but will continue to try.
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2 years ago
Too explicit? Which part? I’ll take incoherent. Still tired from the drive.
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2 years ago
Just a tip, there are some Banks which cover/reimburse you for atm fees because they don’t have their own atm’s. Even a $10 or $15 atm fee is reimbursed by the bank I use (ETrade), including international fees (aka when visiting HK).
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2 years ago
Besmitty, I had one (read part 1) but I appreciate you looking out for me. Had two nights with VIP card in hand, apologies for not making that clear. The “$34 condom” was because I had to pay for $30 worth of tequila…
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2 years ago
Appreciate this update in the club I’ve had the most fun at in Vegas. I did experience extras but it was pre COVID, $$$ and somewhat of a let down. Glad to hear the girls are still of high quality.
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2 years ago
There’s a small store front/lounge for HK where the shuttle will pick you up just after crossing the US border into Mexico. You wrap around the border fence to the right like your heading back into the US and it’ll be on the right. They have free water, and a staff who will alert the shuttle that you’re there and give you an ETA. Not sure hours of operation, but it was there when I visited around 2 pm. 5 minute wait until the limo picked me and one other passenger up. Tipped $2.
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2 years ago
Never had anything but clothed lap dances in Bakersfield at any of the clubs—at least you had an alright experience with the first girl.
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2 years ago
Appreciate the update on one of my fav. clubs. Frustrated by the increase in cost but I love the talent.
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2 years ago
Had good experience with the HK shuttle. Took it both directions. Heading there myself in a few weeks.
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2 years ago
Appreciate the update. Booked my second trip to HK for the last weekend in March, and look forward to trying the food and other recs in your post.
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2 years ago
Appreciate this update for one of my fav clubs when I’m in the area. Thinking we have similar tastes in talent. Hoping to visit next week. Had some good times here in the past.
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3 years ago
Great summary. Having just gone for my first time two weeks back, a couple things to add:
1. I parked at the palm street trolley station for free and it felt safe enough during departure (mid day) and return (10 pm).
2. Checking immigration web site for border wait times helped gauge departure time
3. The HK Zona shuttle was easy/cheap (tipped $2 each way, otherwise free) and felt safer than a taxi for some reason.
4. Missing the FFM form tip will result in a $30 6-month “visa” of sorts, paid in cash
5. Visiting HK has ruined US strip clubs for me and I can’t wait to go back. Be warned…
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3 years ago
No licking armpits from me. No licking anything for that matter… Just smell, touch, and look. With deodorant or without, doesn’t matter. Everyone has their thing, no idea where this came from.
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3 years ago
I like the smell, the touch, and the idea that it’s under explored so no other guys will have rubbed their face up there but me.
Enjoyed a couple lovely ladies in HK a couple weeks back. The first took it really well, I let her know before we got down to business and she said “whatever you want.” The second didn’t speak English so I just went for it while we were getting down to business. She didn’t mind but did laugh as it tickled.
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3 years ago
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TFPAdventures of Assjobman
My fav club but last time I went I couldn’t find all but one of my type. Sounds like earlier I will have better luck. Thanks for the detailed review!
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3 years ago
Right there with you on armpits. Based on your reviews, I think we’re into different types of girls but that is one of the things I like to explore with the ladies in strip clubs. Most are willing to oblige.
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3 years ago
Nice tip Rugrat. My first time was last week. Took me a while to figure this out too but mainly complicated by 1) the language barrier; 2) Covid masks and not sure if I was asking a hottie to have a drink or not.
The first girl I approached said she was brand new and didn’t speak a lick of English. Since I too was new I abandon ship at at least one of us should know what we’re doing. The second girl had her mask on and I took a chance, went up, asked her name to get a sense of English skills and once I confirmed her English was ok asked if she wanted a drink. The third I did the same but even though she didn’t know English, I went for the drink offer anyways since she was hot and I was tired. Let’s just say it worked out even though we had a hard time communicating with words.
I did have a few missed opportunities where the girl would make eyes/smile several times but never approach me. There were so many aggressive girls that I just assumed they would come to me. Some will but others wait for you to come to them… need to try the mestero assistance tips next time!
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3 years ago
This was my fav. club before COVID but only been once since back in August. I was disappointed by the number of girls that were my type (younger, slim, Caucasian) but did find one lovely dancer who fit the bill, Shelley. I'd go back for her alone but hoping that things have improved since my visit.
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3 years ago
Appreciate the review, thank you. I look forward to visiting soon.
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3 years ago
Thanks for this review, love this club