Reviews

Election night 2020. Needed to take my mind off of things, and the three dancers here did just that. It was about 11:30 when I arrive and. none of the TVs had the election returns…

Wow, no reviews in 19 months. The place is open, and even kind of renovated, so I'm surprised nobody's posting about it in a year and a half. Anyway, I had an hour…

My first visit anyplace in many months should probably not have been a Sunday evening in Superior. It was a pretty uninspired visit. Centerfolds is a typical tired-looking, cheaply furnished (fabric hung from pipes to…

So my buddy and I had an evening out in Minneapolis. He's a cheapskate so we first tried to talk the bouncer at the Seville into a free entry because we could see from the…

So it's been 13 months since my last Seville review. It's no longer my favorite Minneapolis club. It's been bought by Ricks and is no longer the independent, high-end club it used to be. It…

I know, lots of clubs say they are a no-touch club, but KOD really means it. Once I set my expectations to the proper level and tried to ignore how lap dances were being watched…

It took me three clubs to find what I needed on this Sunday evening in Minneapolis. My first stop was my favorite, the Seville, which apparently has new ownership so I wanted to see if…

I only had an hour to kill on my drive through Eau Claire, so I thought I'd see what Shooter's was like at opening time. (They probably should have asked the pest control guy to…

In previous visits to Madison I've enjoyed good luck at Visions on East Washington St. but on this Thursday night the two dancers i brought back for were very hands-off and stand-offish, so I opened…

Out in the suburbs, but a quick freeway drive from downtown, Heartbreakers is a small club with ample street parking, though I caught a spot in the free lot out back. On this Wednesday…

Dream Girls is, for my money, the most reliable club to find high quality dances by a very wide spectrum of dancers. But last Friday was one of those off nights for me. Like many…

If you're in the right mood, Bobby's bar can quite literally scratch your itch. Tucked into the corner of a non-de script strip mall on, apparently infamous Mannheim Rd. it stands out in my memory…