Great value, but as the sign says: "This is a no-touch club!"

I know, lots of clubs say they are a no-touch club, but KOD really means it. Once I set my expectations to the proper level and tried to ignore how lap dances were being watched by dozens of PLs, I ended up enjoying myself and being really pleased with the value.

KOD is at least a mile south of the interstate and feels more rural than suburban. The parking lot is free, well lit and huge-if a mess of potholes. They scanned my license at the door where they took my $10 cover. I made a stop in the clean men's room, which had no troll, so that was a good start.

Walking in there are about twenty high tops with either two or three chairs each. The bar is along the entire left-hand wall, and across a short barrier is the good-sized rectangular stage. Twenty sniffers'-row chairs get you up close and personal to what can, with some dancers, look like a GYN exam. I should mention that Inver Grove Heights lets them be both nude and sell alcohol, an unusual mix in the Twin Cities. It happened that my favorite local micro brew was on special for $5.50 a pint. The same price or lower than most decent bars.