Reliable.

So my buddy and I had an evening out in Minneapolis. He's a cheapskate so we first tried to talk the bouncer at the Seville into a free entry because we could see from the outside that it was dead, but to no avail. We walked away.

As we walked by Spearmint Rhino he embarrassed me by asking their bouncer the same question. Same answer. But this time we were overheard by the bouncer of the (empty) nightclub next door-Maruso's. He pulled us aside and gave us some passes to the Rhino. Maybe I'll do a real review later, but suffice to say we didn't stay long. They used to have slender gals there, but they were all very curvey on this quiet Thursday night.

The old reliable Dream Girls awaited. As always, enter the nightclub Sneaky Pete's downstairs. There was no cover at Pete's at 11:00 p.m. on this cold Thursday night, but there is on some weekends (always less than the cover at dream girls that gets waived, so pay it at Pete's.) We had beautiful bartenders and waitresses and our last beer, as Dream Girls is a juice bar. Pete's bouncers stamp your hand upon entry and you leave through the door to the right as you enter to get to the stairs to Dream Girls.