Reviews

A good club, despite their reminding you of the no-touch rule over and over. There's nothing anonymous about the place, both the big parking lot and the inside are lit somewhat brighter…

1 yr ago1

Cajun Club

Houlton, WI

Still No Liquor. Still No Touching.

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

A little early on a Friday night. The cover goes from $15 before 9:00 to $20 after 9:00. When I went in there were 3 girls working and three P.L.'s Two of the girls were…

2 yrs ago

Cajun Club

Houlton, WI

"They're working on it"

My first time here since they've been trying to make a go of it without their liquor license. Details on the December 2022 raid are in the local paper. https://www.hudsonstarobserver.com/news/cajun-club-loses-liquor-license/article_32927d0c-8164-11ed-bd92-afdebf7eef01.html but they boil down to…

3 yrs ago

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, AZ

Latin Heat

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

Curves is on a busy road just off Interstate 10 and not far from the U of A campus. When I parked behind the building a dude in a tuxedo shirt came out to my…

3 yrs ago2

Phipps Tavern

Hayward, WI

Birkie Weekend

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I've driven past this gem of a northwoods bar a half dozen times but always missed their Thursday through Saturday hours. Finally made it on a cold February evening. I arrived at about 7:30 p.m. and…

3 yrs ago2

Rick's Cabaret

Minneapolis, MN

Small place with a nice gir.

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

My go-to afternoon club, Downtown Cabaret, had an off-day, ith only two dancers neither of which had any personality, very unlike my usual experience there on the day shift, so I wandered over to Rick's.…

3 yrs ago1

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Third Base

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Thanks to the reviewers here I was prepared for the drill at Kittens. No alcohol, so I started my night next door where they had some mediocre live music, but a good selection of beers.…

3 yrs ago7

Downtown Cabaret

Minneapolis, MN

My Own Private Club

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

This place is becoming a problem for me. The four chicken sliders are a better deal than most lunch entrees downtown, and the desserts are so nice. I was the only PL at Downtown Cabaret at…

4 yrs ago

Downtown Cabaret

Minneapolis, MN

I crossed the line into strip club dining.

I've been an occasional strip clubber for a decade or so. Always content to say "I don't have a problem" because a) I don't spend hundreds and hundreds of dollars; b) I don't fall in…

4 yrs ago

Lux Views/ Centerfolds

Superior, WI

Can't recommend it.

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Don't pay extra for these "touching" dances. Who knows what the actual rules are at the Centerfolds. A year ago they had a sign that explicitly said that if you pay (extra) for a dance…

4 yrs ago1

Scarlett O'Hara's

Sioux Falls, SD

They grow 'em strong in South Dakota

Because it's the only game in town I gave this place a try. Three of the 10 girls were not overweight, and no spinners in sight, so I wasn't moved to have a dance.…

5 yrs ago1

Downtown Cabaret

Minneapolis, MN

Going to be a great place, post-COVID

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I visit Minneapolis a lot, but for some reason, I haven't been to this club for a couple of decades, back when it wasn't so nice. Now this is a really nice looking club. Stained…

5 yrs ago

Club Saratoga

Duluth, MN

Anachronistic strip joint in now family centered tourist area.

Election night 2020. Needed to take my mind off of things, and the three dancers here did just that. It was about 11:30 when I arrive and. none of the TVs had the election returns…

5 yrs ago

Cajun Club

Houlton, WI

Don't hand me no lines and . . .

Wow, no reviews in 19 months. The place is open, and even kind of renovated, so I'm surprised nobody's posting about it in a year and a half. Anyway, I had an hour…

5 yrs ago3

Lux Views/ Centerfolds

Superior, WI

The sign says go ahead and touch . . .

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

My first visit anyplace in many months should probably not have been a Sunday evening in Superior. It was a pretty uninspired visit. Centerfolds is a typical tired-looking, cheaply furnished (fabric hung from pipes to…

6 yrs ago2

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, MN

Reliable.

So my buddy and I had an evening out in Minneapolis. He's a cheapskate so we first tried to talk the bouncer at the Seville into a free entry because we could see from the…

6 yrs ago1

Seville Club

Minneapolis, MN

Just Another Rick's

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

So it's been 13 months since my last Seville review. It's no longer my favorite Minneapolis club. It's been bought by Ricks and is no longer the independent, high-end club it used to be. It…

6 yrs ago

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, MN

Great value, but as the sign says: "This is a no-touch club!"

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

I know, lots of clubs say they are a no-touch club, but KOD really means it. Once I set my expectations to the proper level and tried to ignore how lap dances were being watched…

6 yrs ago

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, MN

Walking Tour of Downtown Minneapolis

It took me three clubs to find what I needed on this Sunday evening in Minneapolis. My first stop was my favorite, the Seville, which apparently has new ownership so I wanted to see if…

6 yrs ago2

Shooter's Showgirls

Elk Mound, WI

Here Comes a Regular

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I only had an hour to kill on my drive through Eau Claire, so I thought I'd see what Shooter's was like at opening time. (They probably should have asked the pest control guy to…

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, WI

Not Terrible

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

In previous visits to Madison I've enjoyed good luck at Visions on East Washington St. but on this Thursday night the two dancers i brought back for were very hands-off and stand-offish, so I opened…

Heart Breakers

Milwaukee, WI

One Girl In Particular

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Out in the suburbs, but a quick freeway drive from downtown, Heartbreakers is a small club with ample street parking, though I caught a spot in the free lot out back. On this Wednesday…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, MN

An Off Night

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Dream Girls is, for my money, the most reliable club to find high quality dances by a very wide spectrum of dancers. But last Friday was one of those off nights for me. Like many…

Bobby's Bar

Melrose Park, IL

A Fun Slice of Life

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

If you're in the right mood, Bobby's bar can quite literally scratch your itch. Tucked into the corner of a non-de script strip mall on, apparently infamous Mannheim Rd. it stands out in my memory…