Posts by Broseph_

Bros, while I was babysitting SJG, this bro knocked on the door. I answered and saw it was a delivery bro. He had a semi parked in front of the house. This bro was delivering $10,000 worth of chloroform. I…

I combined brother with Joe. How cool is that, bros?

Bros, last night I was at the club and I was on my way to a VIP room with a stripper. She told me to wait for her by the entrance to the VIP area while she uses the restroom.…

Bros, one time while I was babysitting SJG, I took him to a strip club. While we were there, I took a stripper to the back room and negotiated BBBJCIM for $100. I then got a crazy idea. I requested…

Bros, I was on my way to meet one of my OTC bitches when I got a call from SJG’s mom to see if I’d be available to babysit. I said yes, because these $100 babysitting jobs help fund my OTC…

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Bros, it is my fault San Jose Guy has been going around fucking goats. Yo see bros, I live right next door to San Jose Guy’s mom. She pays me $100 to babysit him. She asked me to take him to…