Comments by FredEttish

The rumors I have heard is that they do a tremendous laundry business and that's how they stay open. I've been here twice in the evening and there's never been more that 10 customers

@dolfan It was late on a very slow evening. I think the girl was doing her best to get me to move to VIP. As far as the manager goes, he walked by so quick that he could easily have just been on his way to another task. This was my first time here so I thought it would be worth pointing out.

60 for the house fee was correct, plus another 20 for the door guy. Then 100 on top for the girl.

It's crazy because Orlando has the best massage spots in America but they're always near the bottom of the strip club list. Maybe that's changing.

They must have dropped the VIP prices or perhaps lowered them for day shift. Last time I was there it was $150 for 30 minutes. Which is why nobody was using them and they just spent a pile of money refurbishing the rooms.

Sorry for the confusion everyone. When I was writing my review, I made some changes to that part and didn't restructure the sentence properly. The bartender gave me back $12 in singles instead of $14. He kept $2 for himself. The way it's written does really make me sound like an asshole. Like I said, I tip well and normally leave $3 for the first drink and $2 there after.

@rpatl, El Chapparal is the one you're looking for

My first time there I got the Jacuzzi room and I'm glad I did. I didn't care about the jacuzzi but the room was bigger than the ones I saw without the jacuzzi and the every girl I brought up seemed to want to take their time in my room. This could be total placebo but on my second trip there it wasn't the same.

@techman, in my case the $25 dance was nude but to be honest, she was looking for the upsell so the mileage was really high. I can't ensure you'll get that from all the girls.

desertscrub goes to TJ and eats tacos with a fork

Another bullshit review by a shill for a competitor. You can't trust a single word this user posts. Hopefully his ban takes effect soon.

I'm preparing for my first trip as well and am in the same boat in terms of wanting to venture out a bit. Check out a YouTuber named Gareth Leonard. I'm basically modeling where I go after his Tijuana videos.

Thanks for the answers everyone. I hope I have some great stories to report on when I get back.

I see desertscrub is off his meds again. I never asked anyone to believe me. I'm sure there's 1000 people on this site that will verify what I said.

@IRman. With all due respect, if you're in Orlando there's no need to drive to the Pasco clubs when you have the best massage places in the country. Half the price, twice the service.

I use a Roku. There's a bunch of private porn channels you can download, including PornHub. If you get a Roku premier, the remote has a headphone jack in it as well so you can crank the volume in privacy.