Comments by will_wonka

Bj99 - I got a whole suitcase full of rock candy stashed away. Seriously, we need to party. Taxi will pick you up later tonight and swing you on over to the sanitarium. It will be a night none of us will ever forget. And don't worry, I tip well. I've read your comments on here, so i know what I'm doing.

SJG and I have a whole case of skittles tucked up under the bed her at the sanitarium. What you say Bj99 - wanna party?

BJ - sweetie, don't freak out. Tony just wanted to know if you want a chocolate bar, that's all. There's nothing strange going on here, okay.

I once had a BF pick up the girls phone when I called. So I just hung up. He called back and left a pretty vulgar voicemail. He had no context behind the situation other than someone hung up when he answered. So yes, he knew she was a whore. And so did I.

I hope he gets the girls to fight over him, and then gives us all an update . . .

Just offer her a candy bar and she'll love you forever!

Candy is the cure to all illnesses!

She turned into a blueberry. The club wouldn't give me my money back.

How 'bout a candy bar instead?