Update re: ATF Divorce

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JordanBelfort
Wall Street
So, last night went just as I telegraphed it. My ATF approached me immediately asking why I didnt call her to her her know I was showing up. I told her it was perfectly ok if she was already expecting to see someone, that I wasbt planning on spending much money. She saw right through that and told me she'd be back after she freshened up. While she was gone I immediately grabbed a girl off the stage to get a dance from, I had seen her before and was very interested. We went back to the massage section of the club and my ATF returned and sat on my lap, the girl asked her what she was doing and she told her that I was off limits. The new girl got weird and just decided to walk away. ATF them started interrogating me ablut what I had been planning to do. I took BJs advice and told her and slow played it as politely as I could before I had to walk out. I returned to my car to a vulger laced voicemail.

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wallanon
7 years ago
Sucks for the "new" girl.
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Papi_Chulo
7 years ago
You left the other girl hanging - you should have told your ATF you'd talk w/ her later and that you wanted to get dances w/ the other girl - actually you should have been upfront from the get-go as soon as your ATF approached you and the latter situation may not have occurred w/ the other dancer - now you may have fucked it up going-forward w/ the other dancer also.
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twentyfive
7 years ago
^^^Hell he might fucked it up for himself betcha both girls make him out to be a dick and spread the word all over the club. That move wasn’t well thought out @Jordan Belfort.
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GACA
7 years ago
^^^Nah 25. If he's a decent enough and reliable enough tipper then he gave those girls something they crave almost as much as money...drama
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JordanBelfort
7 years ago
I'll be back in 2 weeks, itll be like nothing ever happened.
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twentyfive
7 years ago
@GACA fair points
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MackTruck
7 years ago
Ha GACA you da mane
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MackTruck
7 years ago
Give her da mac truck treatment
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DeclineToState
7 years ago
What Papi said
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will_wonka
7 years ago
I hope he gets the girls to fight over him, and then gives us all an update . . .
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mr_frank_booth
7 years ago
You just need to slap the bitch around, demand your bourbon, and then tell her not to fucking look at you. Got it?
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Bj99
7 years ago
Lol! You kinda walked right into that drama.
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skibum609
7 years ago
I used to break up with girls in the same way, when I was 13. Must have really impressed the new girl with how wimpy you are.
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Call.Me.Ishmael
7 years ago
You handled that poorly.
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Papi_Chulo
7 years ago
What will SJG think
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