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Comments by NIPfan

  • review comment
    2 years ago
    NIPfan
    Missouri
    First review!
    I hadn't noticed before, for some reason it's listed as "adult entertainment," whatever that means. It's actually a topless only club because they want to serve alcohol. I personally prefer pussy, but to each his own. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    JimGassagain
    Bacon props!!
    Meet Desertscrubā€™s ATF!
    Thanks for proving my point, Gasbag.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    JimGassagain
    Bacon props!!
    Meet Desertscrubā€™s ATF!
    Assclownigan is a perfect example of things douchebags say from the safety of the internet. If you're ever in my area, come say hi. šŸ˜‰
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    NIPfan
    Missouri
    First review!
    Joker44: I understand what you're thinking, but I find it best not to describe specifics on what happens in the VIP unless I'm making a specific point. This is to avoid any problems for me, the girls, or the club. Also to avoid people like desertscrub saying I'm lying. Especially for this place, since they're heavily scrutinized by law enforcement because they serve alcohol. Also I want to make clear, I work the other club this particular dancer works at very regularly for extras and OTC. So much so that I get free admission and carte blanche with no bouncer scrutiny. Someone from out of town is less likely to experience what I do here, and I don't want to give people a false expectation. If someone wants details, they can always DM me. If you don't seem to be a possible club owner or LE asking for the info, I'll likely tell you.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    JimGassagain
    Bacon props!!
    Meet Desertscrubā€™s ATF!
    When imbeciles collide... Perfect example of a bigger asshole trolling a big asshole. I've met and had the great fortune of having a lot of mutual fun with Skittles. I hope to get to Florida soon to see her again. Those aren't the most flattering pics of her, but I appreciate ladies who let us enjoy their beauty. Everyone has unflattering pics taken at some point in their lives. In person she's beautiful and one of the sweetest, most honest, most sincere people I've ever met. She's absolutely the opposite of the type of dancer everyone here complains about and reviews on her and her club demonstrate that. So while DS deserves every bit of crap thrown at him, Skittles absolutely doesn't. Very douchey of you, Asshatigan. I vote that he be banned from TUSCL for posting this, then doubling down when called out on it instead of being mature enough to apologize. And for the ladies on here, please don't judge us all for what this pipsqueak says and does.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    Move faster, and be wise with your money
    Talked to my ATF who dances there occasionally. In fact she was there this weekend. She thinks you were scammed, too. But she does offer that the girls are allowed to negotiate any price higher than the club charges. Sounds like GPS to me.
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    NIPfan
    Missouri
    Schizophrenic vibe
    Nidan: Hopefully it was just an off night. But a couple of us getting extras at the stage isn't a horrible thing. Gives me hope that even though the rules are super strict there, maybe they get bent sometimes. This girl was sexy and had phenomenal breasts, both to look at and to feel. I'm hoping if I go back, I get a taste. Otherwise I'd recommend the Bottoms Up Club down in Fayetteville, AR. From the moment you arrive until the moment you leave, you'll have ten or so sweet little pussies rubbing directly on you!
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    NIPfan
    Missouri
    Schizophrenic vibe
    Papi: I get that, but approaching them is not my style. You almost never get a good dance that way. The club management can, and should encourage the girls to talk to customers. It's probably even in their contract. I'll ask my ATF about that aspect some time. "Independent contractors" or not, there are still club rules and contract stipulations, or they are free to "contract" elsewhere.
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    NIPfan
    Missouri
    Inside Report
    I didn't get any dances. They were quite overpriced.
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    Nice visit - hot private
    It's Amya. Unfortunately she moved away. She definitely has some fantastic nipples! She was lactating at the time I got a dance with her and she was going to let me taste them the next time I got a dance with her. Unfortunately it never happened.
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    EastCoaster
    I strongly prefer women of color. Every color.
    Oh, So THATā€™S Why It Was Crowded!
    "For all you not-enough-details freaks" I really think this wasn't enough detail. What color was the paint on the walls? Where did the flooring come from? What year was the building built? Did they own the building or are they leasing? What year was the business established and what legal form of business are they? Also you mentioned pasties - too explicit! This offends my delicate, innocent, virginal, strip club frequenting eyes. Thank goodness you didn't say "pussy!" I don't know what to do with one of those of I saw one! Your review is in paragraphs, arranged by time and subject, and had a definite beginning and end. This is just too incoherent for many of the barely literate, barely sober people on these forums. Also, I'm pretty sure it's a club ad. šŸ¤ŖšŸ¤ŖšŸ™ƒšŸ™ƒ
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    What TUSCL was meant for . . . Thanks NIPfan and Founder
    Well crap. Sounds like I went on the wrong night! Gonna have to go back! Good to know it could get better because it was not too bad the one time I went!
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    NIPfan
    Missouri
    Inside Report
    Other than my phone's very incompetent word prediction getting the best of me a few times, I fail to see how this is incoherent. šŸ¤£ If you'd like clarification on anything, I'd be happy to do so.
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    NIPfan
    Missouri
    Hustless
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  • review comment
    3 years ago
    NIPfan
    Missouri
    I don't know about this place, but I'd probably go back for the UHM.
    LOL! What's with the guy who said my review is "too explicit?" I think I've seen him say that on other reviews too. Does he know what page he's on? šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    IRman
    Florida
    A 7-Up factory with no fizz ???
    No one is mentioning the degree of nudity on stage or private dances. Do the girls get fully nude here?
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    Long distance from Tulsa, nearly 30 miles, but worth the drive
    They're supposed to all get fully nude on stage. If they don't, they get fined $50. If you go and they're not, you should discreetly mention it to the manager Pat, the owner Paul, or to the DJ. The only one who doesn't and somehow gets away with it is Bianca. She's an awesome lady, but I've never really played with her too much because she's not naughty enough. The VIPs can be high mileage, but not a guarantee for sure. I got a VIP there once and got some extras from the girl, then we met OTC several times over the next few months and had quite a time, if you know what I mean.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    Lil Jayne Doe
    Put alil Jayne in your life....
    Dont get me wrong...
    I usually go about an hour. I've gone longer, but I'm pretty tired after that. Not bragging, I just love sex so much (including foreplay) that I just refuse to finish fast. I can't cum in the VIP. I have to have full on, freaky intercourse with me deep in a woman in order to cum. The current strippers I've been going OTC with have averaged about an hour with one on one, hour and a half for a three way. I'd love to hook up with you if I'm ever at a conference in Chicago! I LOVE curvy women!
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    BaggerRider
    Wisconsin
    What is a tip walk?
    Man, I really hate when they do this. I'm more than happy to tip rather generously. I even tip out of courtesy if a girl is on stage and not getting any. But if you don't show me the pussy, I'm not showing you the money. If I pay to play, I better get some play.
  • review comment
    5 years ago
    EastCoaster
    I strongly prefer women of color. Every color.
    Pleasant Evening, No More, No Less
    Thanks for coming out and checking out our area's best little club. It's not much, but it's also not bad! Most of the girls are pretty down to Earth and VIPs can be variable, but worth it many times.
  • review comment
    5 years ago
    NIPfan
    Missouri
    Frequent flyer
    You probably won't find it to be perfect. If have a similar experience in many full nude clubs. I just don't know which ones it's possible in. It just depends on how you treat the girls. But at least people see what's possible here. And if you pay attention to what I write, you'll get an idea of how I make it work well for me.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    NIPfan
    Missouri
    Had a great time!
    Thanks for the tip. I'm not going back anytime soon after all. I'm having WAY too much fun at their location near my house.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    ChuckJiver
    Wayfaring Stranger
    Full nude VIP dances? Maybe, maybe not.
    After checking it out for myself on 3 separate visits, I can assure you that you definitely were lied to by a dancer who just didn't want to do full nude.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    NIPfan
    Missouri
    First time here
    PS: I actually went on a Wednesday night. Also, one reason I rated the facilities so low is a super bright strobe light that blinds the heck out of you when you're at the stage.