Pleasant Evening, No More, No Less

This was my first visit to this club – in fact, my first visit to any club in Kansas. It's out in the middle of nowhere about 10 minutes outside of Joplin, MO, and there's plenty of free parking. I was there from 9:00-11:00 pm on a Wednesday, primarily because that was the only time I'd be in the area. Paid $15 at the door, which included unlimited refills for my choice of the three non-alcoholic drinks they serve – I think the options were Coke, water, and maybe Red Bull. No alcohol is served, apparently because it is a full nude club.

I had made arrangements to meet TUSCLer NIPfan, who has spent a fair amount of time in the club this year, and he was able to handicap a number of the dancers for me, but some were new to him and/or the club. In the time I was there, there were probably about 10 girls working, with more showing up as time went by. I was told by one of the girls that the club is open until 3:00 or 4:00 or sometimes even later, so who knows what the roster might be that late. The girls were black and white, with builds that I would describe as small, medium, and large, and I would rate them in the 6-7 range, maybe some less than that but none that I would rate any higher. Tonight the small girls were *really* small on top, mostly too small for even me (who likes spinners). There was one BBW (white), which is not my type, but at least she was well-proportioned.

There is one stage with a single pole. When I was there they ran one girl on stage at a time, with the first song topless and the second one nude. I like nude, and though the lighting left a lot to be desired, the view from the chairs at the edge of the stage was very good. Some touching is allowed and/or encouraged at the tip rail, including motorboating.