Schizophrenic vibe

Nudity in Public Fan here with the latest scoop on the ever closing and reopening Pat's Lounge. I went to check this place out since it's newly reopened... again... supposedly under new management, although I recognized the manager from last time.

All in all this was freaking BORING. I spent about two and a half hours there and saw only one vagina, and it was the least attractive girl. This is supposedly a full nude club. To be fair, there were a bunch of drunk ass, obnoxious chucklefucks there ranging from early 20s to 50s celebrating one of the younger guy's birthday. And clearly none of them had ever been to a strip club before. They camped out all around the stage with buckets of beer that they kept knocking over, because only a complete dumbass brings their drink to the stage. Don't be a complete dumbass!

Place is still as previously described setup wise. No DJ, so no announcing the girls' names. Cover was $10. I didn't inquire if there's still a veteran's discount. I don't drink, so I got a Dr Pepper, which was a dollar. I tipped the minimally cute bartender $2. Single booth dances are now $25, couples are $40, three song VIP is $100, couples VIP is $130, half hour VIP is $200, half hour couples is $280, one hour is $350, one hour couples is $430. Shower show is $40/girl. I bought no dances, as no dancer approached me about it, so I don't know the rules or what you can get away with. I'm pretty good at getting extras and even takeout, so I was hoping to get some traction. Unfortunately it didn't happen.