Bottom's Up Club
2520 N Dixie Fwy New Smyrna Beach, FL 32168

I don't know about this place, but I'd probably go back for the UHM.

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NIPfan
Sep 22, 2021, 11:04 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

I rolled in at almost 10:00. Came from Orlando, in town for a conference. The roads to the club are pretty straightforward until the closer you get. Still it's not hard to find. Google GPS had me going through a lot of rather rural looking neighborhoods for the area, but none of them looked horrible or high crime. The club is a two story building, not as bad as other reviews had me thinking. It wasn't nice, but not horrible. It wasn't clean, but not disgusting. Rather small parking lot with free parking. When you walk in, the bar is in front of you, just past the main stage. The main stage is more of a runway with high barrier rails. Two poles, one lighted closet to the mirror on the left wall. Seating to the left and right, at the bar, and at the main stage. There's a very small stage in the far corner of the seating area to the right. I doubt it gets used much. It also has a lighted pole.

Walked in hoping to see the smoking hot bartender everyone raves about. Instead there was some dude who was kind of abrasive. He didn't seem to like that I don't do alcohol. Charged me $3.50 for a rather small Sprite (their non alcoholic selection is Coke products, which I'm not a fan of). But he didn't charge me a cover, so there's that. I asked him for ones and he could only give me 20. He freaked out a little when I asked him to change $100. I'm a big tipper, so I'm used to spending at least that in a night. I was disappointed that they allow smoking inside.

On the stage was the only dancer there that night. White MILF with nice nipples that she'll rub on your face real good and they feel nice. It's topless only, but she was pretty generous with pussy views.

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