Reviews by Muddy

Omaha, NE. Wednesday night. After having some Runza, checking out downtown and coming from Spearmint Rhino. It's got a parking lot, commercial area. Walk in, big bearded guy at the front, cover is $20...

Carter Lake, IA. Walking distance from Charles Schwaub field where they play the College World Series. If I didn't have google maps it would be tough to find this place. It's like in an...

Peoria, Ill. Tuesday night just before midnight. Downtown Peoria. Parking lot on bothsides of club. I wouldn't say you had a lot of crooks hanging in the parking lot, but there are some randoms...

Indianapolis, IN. Tuesday night. Originally wanted to go to Dancers but said fuck that their parking lot was so dead, I knew it'd be a waste. I came here instead on my way through...

Boston, MA. Saturday night. Just came from next door at Centerfolds. A guy at the front asks me if I have cash for the front, I did. He looks a lot like that one...

Boston, MA. Saturday night. Downtown. It going to be a pain in the ass to find street parking anywhere close, I just took the garage right across the street ended up being $17 and...

Cumberland, RI. Saturday night. I was passing through to Boston, figured it be a nice stop I haven't been to the spot yet. Although not listed in google, I had to google the address...

Stamford, CT. Saturday afternoon. I guess this isn't the ritzy part of Stamford but it didn't seem that bad. This club's parking situation is awful, I parked one block over, there's a lot but...

Reading, PA. Friday night. Parking lot, club is a little off Pottsville Pike on Berkley. Parking lot, plenty of room. Walk in, old lady in the booth, cover is $10, $5 if military. BYOB,...

Reading, PA. Friday night. Parking lot, tight but I got a spot. Right across from a baseball field and next to a gas station and car repair shop on 5th street. Walk in, girl...

Harrisburg, PA. Pennsylvania has for me, the most impressive State Capitol building. Friday night. There was a concert going on and a guy comes up to me and asks if I'm here for that...

Fort Wayne, IN. Friday night. 815. Parking lot was empty I should've took the hint. Walk in guy at the counter. Military is free if there was a cover I wouldn't have come in...

Fort Wayne, IN. Friday night around 9. Just came from Showgirls III which I was thought was false advertising btw they should be Showgirls none. Walk in, ID check and no cover. Two fat...

Canton, OH. Sunday night. Just came from Peppermint Hippo. Safe, commercial area, well lit. Parking lot, plenty of spaces. Walk in, they cash register wasn't working so they guy said no cover. Some blonde...

Akron, OH. Sunday night. Just came from Luigi's they got some good pizza I thought and it was the only thing open and the only sign of life in downtown Akron which was a...

Toledo, OH. Saturday night after midnight. Northern Toledo. Walk up get patted down, cover $10, free military. Walk in, stage, two dancers up at time, seating all around bar on right. Dances are $25...

Toledo, OH. Saturday night. Strip mall, plenty of parking. Walk in. through the mag. Guy at the front looked just like that dude Dan Crenshaw, eye patch and all. Said he did 21 in...

Kalamazoo, MI. Near a fairly wooded area actually. Big parking lot. Walk in, cover was $10 IIRC to the girl at the booth. No pat down or ID check. Club is really a long...

Kalamazoo, MI. Friday night. Just came from Angels. Parking lot should find a spot. They were grilling out front but it was $9 bucks for a hamburger that ain't a deal. Alright so there's...

Dayton, OH. Roger Clemens and Mike Schmidt are from here. Just came from cheeks 2 minutes away. Cheetah I guess is a newer club. Safe commercial area in the south suburbs. Plenty of parking....

West Carrolton, OH. I was in Dayton to see the National Air Force Museum, I thought that was really cool, that is some collection of planes. Anyway Thursday night. I splurged and decided to...

Centerville, OH. Thursday night. End of a Dayton club run. Plenty of parking, seems like a safe suburban, strip mally type area. Walk in, big black guy security dude at the front door gives...

West Palm Beach, FL. Tuesday night after midnight. Just came from Cheetah's not far away. Plenty of parking. Pat down. Walk in. Cover is $10 free military. Walk in, bar on left, center circle...

West Palm Beach, FL. Just came from Monroes. Parking lot, found a spot. Walk up to the guy, he says the lot fee is $3. Walk in, cover if I remember right is $15....