Reviews by Muddy

Morrisville, NC. Saturday night. Not far from the airport. Drive up, not a ton spots but I found one in the lot. Also valet available. A bunch of staff at the front to watch...

Fayetteville, NC. Big army town. Saturday night. Just came from Secrets down the road. Third stop of the night. Kind of a beat up town. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in, girl...

Aberdeen, NC. Saturday night. Coming from Fayetteville. This club is right by Pinehurst and all the golf out here. Big parking lot, it's on the end of a strip mall. Walk in couple security...

Fayetteville, NC. Saturday night. First stop of the night. Fayetteville ain't the safest city. Right on Bragg blvd. Parking is headup on the driveway, plenty in the back. Walk in, clear the magnometer, pat...

Fayetteville, NC. Big time army town, home of the 82nd airborne. Saturday night. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in. Black guy comes up gives a pat down. Blonde white girl at the...

Hollywood, CA. Friday night. It was raining and I was able to park right in front of the place essentially so I felt more comfortable than I would have as this place is crazy...

Los Angeles, CA. Friday night, afterhours. No parking in the lot, I parked on a back street. Maubert Ave. Walk around the to the front. Girl at the desk. Guy in a vest...

Los Angeles, CA. Downtown, right off I-10. Afterhours. Pouring out, so hopefully that chased away some of the homeless motherfuckers that would fuck with my car so I parked on the street otherwise. Skid...

Wilmington, CA. Friday super late as fuck, I was dead tired but the good thing about the LA clubs is there are plenty of afterhour options. Down here they filmed that William Friedkin movie...

Beverly Hills, CA. Thursday night, way late after hours joint. I'm told it really only picks up afterhours. I parked on the street in front, no parking that I saw. ID check and pat...

Arcadia, CA. Thursday night. Area seems fine. The lot is for employees only and it's fenced off. I found a spot right on the street. I saw this club online it looks pretty snazzy...

North Hollywood, CA. Thursday night. Plenty of parking in the side lot. Walk in. Black on his phone, I had to let him be aware of my presence, how you doin sir. $20 cover,...

Chatsworth, CA. Thursday night. I didn't think area was so bad, but LA is kinda crazy. Right behind a carls Jr. on the end of strip mall. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk...

North Hills, CA. Thursday night just came from Oddball. Right next to a gas station. Not sure if it's the greatest area but not the worst. There is absolutely no parking. I parked next...

Canoga Park, CA. Thursday night. Tight parking lot, but I found a spot at the end, walk on in. Guy at the desk, ID check and I think it was a $20 cover something...

Winnetka, CA. Thursday night. Seems like alright area to me. Parking lot is behind this spot, real tight driveway to the left of it, or you can go around the other side a few...

Van Nuys, CA. Thursday night, just came from Synn. Sort of an off road, nothing else really out here other than next to train tracks. There's a lot of no parking signs, I didn't...

North Hills, CA. Thursday night. Kicking off a San Fernando valley of clubs I haven't hit yet. Still in Los Angeles, you got to always worry about your car but they have a lot...

North Hollywood, CA. Adam Carolla is actually from North Hollywood, I listen to that dude all the time, hilarious stuff. Thursday night. I know this was the SPOT in LA back in the day....

Canoga Park, CA. Thursday night. Just came from Candy Cat Too. Parking on the street, no lot. Walk in, a older black guy working the door gave a look like "Uh you wanna actually...

Oxnard, CA. Friday night after midnight. It's like built in the edge of warehouse. I parked on the street the lot looked full. Walk in. There was a velvet rope chained off. I let...

Santa Maria, CA. Friday night. Just came down from Morro Bay. It was pouring out. Right on broadway, safe area. Parking lot in the back. A lot of cars back there but other people...

Santa Barbara, CA. Friday night. Just came down from Santa Maria. This is like one of the wealthiest areas in America, Montecito, Goleta, Carpentieria all this stuff out, unreal wealth. Gorgeous area. Club is...

Bakersfield, CA. Saturday night. Right off the 204. Plenty of parking, sort of an industrial kind of area. Walk in, guy at the front, cover is $25. Always gonna be rough at these deja...