Muddy

USA

Reviews by Muddy

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  7 months ago
  Leopards Lounge

  Windsor, Ontario
  Eastern Euros in Windsor

  Windsor, ON. 2nd stop on a Saturday night. Plenty of parking. A few customers hanging outside the door. Walk in. Guy at the front, pat down, id check and 10 CAD cover. Walk to...
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  7 months ago
  Silvers Lounge

  Windsor, Ontario
  Well I must be a Vampire then

  Windsor, ON. Saturday night. I went here first as it has a dayshift so I thought it might have already been going a bit. Seems like an alright area just outside of downtown Windsor...
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  3 months ago

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  thebrus
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  7 months ago
  Southern X-Posure Gentlemen's Club

  Mt Hope, West Virginia
  When I cum in West Virgina, I break out into John Denver songs

  Mt. Hope, WV. Right outside of Beckley. Saturday night, first stop of the night. Area is safe, plenty of parking. Walk in and ring the buzzer. They take your ID through a slot in...
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  7 months ago

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  MrFuturi
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  7 months ago
  Southern X-Posure Gentlemen's Club

  Princeton, West Virginia
  Pretty slow especially for a Saturday night

  Princeton, WV. Saturday evening. Just came from the Southern Xposure up in Beckley. Now here, area is safe it's like up on a hill behind some hotels. Drive up the winding drive way, plenty...
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  7 months ago
  Southern Cabaret Platinum

  Bluefield, West Virginia
  Keep on driving

  Bluefield, WV. Saturday night. Down in southern West Virginia. Last stop of the night. Commercial strip here, area is safe. Down past an arcade is some shit that was packed. I missed this spot...
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  7 months ago
  Club Risque

  Bristol, Pennsylvania
  Underrated spot

  Bristol, PA. Just north of Philly. Saturday night pretty early, around 6 or 7. Safe area, plenty of parking in the back. Walk in. At this time, no id check or pat down, you...
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  7 months ago

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  vanillaextract
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  8 months ago
  Cheetahs Cabaret

  Salem, Oregon
  Not much going on

  Salem, OR. Saturday night after midnight. I didn't have time to hit the sugar shack I don't know how that one is but instead opted for this one. Reviews were decent. Not true on...
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  8 months ago

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  guy7246
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  8 months ago
  Acropolis

  Portland, Oregon
  Acropolis of Assthens

  Portland, OR. Sunday afternoon. South of downtown, area seems fine to me, two parking lots, one on each side of the building. Walk in, it's real dark. Your eyes gotta adjust. No cover, no...
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  8 months ago
  Firehouse Cabaret

  Salem, Oregon
  Hairy Balls of Fire

  Salem, OR. Saturday night. Just came from Stars. Safe area, not much going on this way. Parking lot, found a spot. Walk in. Big guy at the desk, he waved me in, no cover...
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  7 months ago

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  OregonscrazyRed
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  8 months ago
  Boudoir West

  Calgary, Alberta
  Stampede out of the Stampede City

  Calgary, AB. Tuesday night. This review is from this past summer. I know Founder was pretty busy with the website and the listing finally got added. If y'all wanna reject feel free but not...
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  8 months ago
  Stars Cabaret

  Salem, Oregon
  Salem Bitch Trials

  Salem, OR. Saturday night. Just came up from Eugene. Under the overpass a lot of homeless folks camping out. A couple blocks away, you have this club, area seems alright. Plenty of parking. Walk...
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  6 days ago

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  pineapple
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  8 months ago
  Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

  Springfield, Oregon
  $20 dollar dances are a deal on the Oregon Trail

  Springfield, OR. Saturday night. Area seems fine. Coming here there must've been a big concert or something that just let out near OU home of the Ducks so some traffic. Area around here is...
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  8 months ago

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  gSteph
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  8 months ago
  Silver Dollar Club

  Eugene, Oregon
  And I got one more, silver dollar. (It's not enough for a BJ here, I tried)

  Eugene, OR. Saturday night. First stop in Eugene. It's kinda of tricky there's a road, you think your going into a motorcycle dealership just go on that road the club is just behind. Big...
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  8 months ago
  The Nile Gentlemen's Club

  Eugene, Oregon
  Susanna Hoffs in Walk Like an Egyptian is great jerk it material

  Eugene, OR. Saturday night. Big parking lot, area is fine. Walk over, door guy is outside and he checks ID. Walk in, go to the bar, 1 drink minimum, my water was like 5....
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  8 months ago
  Kit Kat Club

  Portland, Oregon
  Kit Kats on Halloween? Good. To those who gave pennies: Go fuck yourselves

  Portland, OR. Friday night. A lot of people in this area, well lit. Various bars around here. Also you got homeless guys begging for change. Walk in, guy with a big time western accent,...
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  8 months ago

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  Retired
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  8 months ago
  X Exotic Lounge

  Portland, Oregon
  Pro Tip: Don't go to a Portland strip club with a Maga hat on

  Portland, OR. Friday night. Not many reviews for this place, I wonder if it's new. I parked my car in a lot around the corner. There's a lot of people out here, food trucks...
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  8 months ago
  Golden Dragon Exotic Club

  Portland, Oregon
  Crouching Muddy, but not hiding my Dragon. *Opens trench coat* Bam Motherfuckers

  Portland, OR. Friday night. This is more an afterhours joint, I think it goes till 6am no alchol here. Right back by Club Rouge where I started the night and parked right in the...
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  8 months ago

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  Retired
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  8 months ago
  Mary's Club

  Portland, Oregon
  Mary had a little lamb, that Akhmed took out back and sodomized. Oh no!

  Portland, OR. Saturday night. I heard a lot about this place but I guess they moved locations so that ruins the history/magic really. It looks like it goes back to the 30's as a...
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  8 months ago

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  FutureK
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  8 months ago
  Spyce Gentlemen's Club

  Portland, Oregon
  MeanSpyce

  Portland, OR. Friday night. Just came from Club Rouge a few blocks away. In normal cities I would just park the car somewhere and walk but I did not want to leave my car...
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  8 months ago

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  skinnywhiteboy
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  8 months ago
  Club Rouge

  Portland, Oregon
  Portland, Oregon is named after Portland, Maine

  Portland, OR. Friday night. Downtown. I was in Oregon checking out the coast and at night, strip club time. Parking is a bitch and I was paranoid about my car because this can be...
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  8 months ago
  Gold Club

  Milwaukie, Oregon
  At the end of the rainbow is this strip club. They said a pot, I was lied to.

  Milwaukie, OR. Thursday night. Plenty of parking in a lot. Food truck right by it. Walk in. Nobody at the front, then a hispanic guy with full body armor comes out to do the...
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  8 months ago

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  ArtCollege
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  8 months ago
  Stars Cabaret Bridgeport

  Portland, Oregon
  Shooting Star. Star is fine with it just as long as I don't get it in her eyes.

  Portland, OR. Thursday night. Seems like an alright area to me. Big parking lot. Right next to a motel 6. Walk in. Blonde girl at the front. Cover is $5, ID check. Past a...
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  8 months ago

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  Muddy
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  8 months ago
  Club Rouge Beaverton

  Portland, Oregon
  Yeah this place got a ton of beavers

  Beaverton, OR. Thursday night. Plenty of parking. Commercial area, seems fine to me. Next to a taco bell and mattress store. Walk in, girl at the front, ID check, wanded by a securtiy dude....
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  8 months ago
  Sunset Strip Gentlemen's Club

  Portland, Oregon
  After sunset in Portland

  Portland, OR. Thursday night. Area seems fine little west of downtown away from the craziness. Right by intersecting highways. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in. ID check and $5 cover. Layout dance...
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  8 months ago

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  Retired