Reviews by Muddy

Portland, OR. Saturday night. Just came from Guilty Pleasures. Area seems ok, right on Division street. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in. Black guy in a ski mask pats you down, id check…

Portland, OR. Saturday night. Just came from Angels. All the way on the east side of town. Parking in the lot looks like it fills up but found a spot, if not you got the…

Portland, OR. Saturday night. Nobody has reviewed this place I guess, doesn't seem like a new club, sort of just another beat up Portland dive but this one is more going the urban angle. Just…

Portland, OR. Saturday night. Last stop. It seems like the only strip club out near the Lake Oswego area. Seems like a good area to me. I park on the street. I see a ton…

Portland, OR. Saturday night. Just came from Scarlett. We're still over on the east side here. Area seems alright. One of the dancers told me it was just bought it's now called Skin and Games.…

Portland, OR. Saturday night. Came here from AJ's. Plenty of parking out around the club. Walk in. Guy at the front, real nice guy. ID check and pat down. And I think the cover was…

Portland, OR. Saturday night. First stop. Apparently a new club. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in. Guy at the front, ID check, pat down. Small club. Layout is just to the left is…

Seattle, WA. Friday night. Just came from SinRock. This club is downtown by the stadiums. A couple blocks from where the Seattle Mariniers play at T mobile park. There's a few other venues down this…

Renton, WA. Friday night. Renton ain't the best area in the Seattle metro but over here didn't seem that bad. Small lot but found a spot. Walk in, guy checks ID, pat down and $15…

Seattle, WA. Friday night. Heart of downtown, right across the way from Pike Place Market. Downtown has a lot of drug addicted, homeless headcases running around but 1st ave right here was packed with all…

Attalla, AL. Friday night. Right on Cleveland ave which is a pretty busy thoroughfare. Area seems fine to me. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk on in. Guy at the desk, $10 cover, ID…

Altoona, AL. Friday night. Just came from Gentleman's club. Now here. It's a more rural strip club. Club is off 278, dirt lot. Walk on in. Guy at the front, $5 cover. Walk on over…

Byron, GA. Saturday night. Not far off 75. Big lot, looks like it's next to a gas station, lotto store. Walk in, pat down and $15 to the guy in the window. Really loud hip…

Atlanta, GA. Saturday afternoon. Passing through Atlanta. Figured I'd take a pit stop at Vivide. I prounouce it Viveed. IDK if that's right but if you don't want me to say like that, then don't…

Augusta, GA. Saturday night. Pretty much downtown Augusta, right on broadstreet, parking in the middle of the street. Area seems alright to me, other stuff going on, on this strip. Walk up and see a…

Atlanta, GA. Saturday night. Real late, this place was open till 3am and decided to finish out the night checking this spot out, never been. Heard a lot about it, I've been wanting to go…

South Amboy, NJ. Saturday night. I've seen this place was always about to open for a few years now. Never did until just recently. It was a different name I can't recall now. Anyway wanted…

Mendon, MA. Saturday night. Wanted to check out this new club. New clubs popping up is kind of a rare thing, especially when not replacing another joint. I've heard to took like almost 2 decades…

Dallas, TX. Sunday night. This place used to be some ghetto ass 2amer club but new ownership and changed it up. I'll give it a shot. Right by the Love field aiport. Right off the…

Dallas, TX. Sunday night. I've been to baby dolls before but it's been a while now. Plenty of parking the back. Walk in, they told me inside you gotta take off the hat, so I…

Euless, TX. Saturday night. Area seems ok. Off highway 157 right up the road from baby dolls which I would head to next. Walk in, $10 to the girl at the front. No pat down…

Euless, TX. Saturday night. After midnight. Plenty of parking in the lot, area seems ok. Walk in. Lady at the desk, $10 cover. No pat down or ID check. Another spot just like Pandora's where…

New Smyna Beach, FL. Saturday night. Area seems fine to me right on Dixie Freeway. You might miss it at first as the lights are out on the sign. It looks like a hotel right…

Satellite Beach, FL. Saturday night. Area is safe right off Jimmy Buffet Highway. In a shopping center. There was a cool band of older dudes playing in the bar next door, that bar was called…

Daytona Beach, FL. Saturday night. Haven't been to this Daytona club, figured I'd check it out. This part of Daytona ain't bad at all, right on Atlantic avenue, like main beach drag in town, just…