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published 5 mos ago
You fill up my senses. Like a night in the forest. Like a mountain in springtime
reviewed by
Muddy

5.0

Astoria, OR. Friday night. They actually filmed the Goonies here in Astoria. I asked some of the dancers to do the truffle shuffle and they didn't know what the hell I was talking about. Fun…

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published 5 mos ago
Devil May Care
reviewed by
Muddy

6.3

Portland, OR. Saturday night. Last stop of the night. I parked behind this joint, no lot only street parking. Walk in, guy checks ID, and gives you the run down. Not a big club, typical…

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published 5 mos ago
I would say more like DV6
reviewed by
Muddy

5.0

Portland, OR. Saturday night. Parking around back. Area seems ok. In between Devil's and Hawthorne which I would also hit. Plenty of parking. Walk in. Guy sitting in a chair, show him ID in you…

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published 5 mos ago
It's all lies. There is no lodging offered at the Bachelor's Inn.
reviewed by
Muddy

4.7

Coos Bay, OR. Thursday night. Coastal Oregon. Area is fine, cool town. Raining of course. Just north of here is Dune City where the creator of the film Dune got his inspiration for that movie.…

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published 5 mos ago
Portlandia was a documentary
reviewed by
Muddy

4.7

Portland, OR. Saturday night. Plenty of parking on the side and in back of this club. Walk in, guy sitting at the front, cover was $5 I think. From here, Lap dance booths with curtains…

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published 5 mos ago
Magic Carpet Ride in a dead club
reviewed by
Muddy

4.7

Portland, OR. Saturday night. Parking on the street. Neighborhood is pretty industrial around here, doesn't seem that bad to me. Walk in, no nothing just basically empty bar. I counted a three strippers. Three customers.…

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published 5 mos ago
Below average talent but prices negotiable
reviewed by
Muddy

4.7

Portland, OR. Friday night. Right by the airport. Parked around back. Entrance is also in back. Walk in. Younger dude at the front, ID check and pat down. Layout, bar dead ahead. Some slot machines…

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published 5 mos ago
Roll On Columbia
reviewed by
Muddy

3.7

Portland, OR. Friday night. Industrial part of town. Seems ok a few homeless in the area. Parked across the street, walk on in, no cover, no nothing. Video slot machines, most being utilized. The club…

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published 5 mos ago
Although strippers here hate me for it, I tip in Holy Water and Rosary Beads
reviewed by
Muddy

6.0

Portland, OR. Saturday night. Northwest part of town. Plenty parking up on a hill. Walk in, lady asks if I've been, no I say and gives me the rundown. I ask for singles and I…

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published 5 mos ago
Running with the Devil
reviewed by
Muddy

5.0

Portland, OR. Friday night. Last stop of the night. Neighborhood seems alright. Right off Powell blvd and right before you go over the Ross Island bridge. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in. Big…

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published 5 mos ago
Good talent here
reviewed by
Muddy

5.7

Portland, OR. Friday night. Area seems alright, parking in the lot or the street outside. Guy out front checks ID. Walk in. Sort of like cheers bar type enviornment. The bar is right as you…

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published 5 mos ago
Ah yes the legendary Desire. I've heard much about this club on tuscl.
reviewed by
Muddy

3.0

Portland, OR. Friday night. Just came from Columbia strip. Industrial area. Plenty of parking. Walk in, pay $5 to the guy at the front. Small stage on the left side, and the bar and video…