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published 3 yrs ago
STARlet WARS
reviewed by
Muddy

6.7

Alright look this is the kind of spot that you'll see rappers, and athletes go to in NYC and make it rain, rent out a corner, whatever all that fucking shit. Not really my thing,…

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published 3 yrs ago
I think I'd rather stick my dick in a JR's Cheesecake next time
reviewed by
Muddy

3.7

I don't if this place is called Juniors or "J" "R" 's I've heard both used. Any way this spot is up in the northeastern section of the Bronx, just past CO-OP city in Eastchester.…

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published 3 yrs ago
Under Da Seeeaaaa!!! 🦀
reviewed by
Muddy

6.0

Woodhaven Blvd in Woodhaven, Queens. Just after midnight on a Wednesday. Parking might be a bitch but I parked in a shopping center just up the road going west on Atlantic Avenue. Walk up into…

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published 3 yrs ago
Get treated like your age 2 or even 1 at the bar
reviewed by
Muddy

1.0

Tuesday Night. Rainy. Way uptown in Fort George. Not a high income area but I wouldn't say the hood. NYPD 34th precinct right across the street. Parking is a huge pain in the ass in…

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published 3 yrs ago
I lust over a $7 mandatory poland spring water
reviewed by
Muddy

5.0

South Amboy, NJ. Just after midnight. Right by XXXV club and Black Betty's. The latter I had just came from. Plenty of parking. Small building. Walk in $20 cover. Nude club. BYOB. I didn't bring…

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published 3 yrs ago
Black Betty, White Muddy
reviewed by
Muddy

7.3

Sayreville, NJ. Right by strip clubs XXXV club and Lust. Good location right near the outer bridge crossing to Staten Island. On Rt 35. There was enough parking but on a weekend night it might…

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published 3 yrs ago
My Ballsack in Hackensack
reviewed by
Muddy

7.0

South Hackensack, NJ. Tuesday night around midnight. Warehouse district, found parking on the street. Get patted down, show id to dude in bulletproof vest. So maybe it gets crazy like that or the bouncers are…

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published 3 yrs ago
Player’s Ball
reviewed by
Muddy

6.3

South Hackensack, NJ. Thursday night around 1030. Industrial area changing to a suburban one. Plenty of parking. Alright area. Walk in no cover. Cool big black dude just gave me a fist pound coming in,…

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published 3 yrs ago
Not for nothing, I think I'd rather bang the Flamingo
reviewed by
Muddy

4.7

South Hackensack. Right by the Teterboro Airport on US 46. Just before midnight. There's parking I went down a couple lots over and parked in front of a car wash place. Walk in cover is…

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published 3 yrs ago
Harem Nights
reviewed by
Muddy

6.0

Lodi, NJ. Thursday night at around 1am. Right by Satin Dolls along I-80. Plenty of parking. There like a restaurant attached here to it. Cover was $20. Big black guy and skinny tall white guy…

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published 3 yrs ago
Every Stripper's Got A Hungry Heart
reviewed by
Muddy

7.0

Neptune City. Right off the shore and next to Asbury Park where Bruce Springsteen got his start. Which you know I had to blast some Bruce on the way here. To my knowledge except for…

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published 3 yrs ago
Loop, Swoop and Pull a Fast One Over My Motherfucking Ass
reviewed by
Muddy

6.0

Came up here on a Thursday night just before midnight. It's right near the new Mario Cuomo Bridge used to be called the Tappan Zee but I'm sure many will still call it that. Aside…