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published 3 yrs ago
The Dollzie Drama
reviewed by
Muddy

6.3

Passaic, NJ. Thursday night just after midnight, I was passing by thought I'd stop in. Real industrial part of Passaic, factories all around. Plenty of parking in street and in back.
Walk in, through hallway bathroom…

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published 3 yrs ago
I'm the type of Sugar Daddy that gives out candy from a white van
reviewed by
Muddy

7.0

Long Island City, NY. Completely industrial area, warehouses all around, no residential. Parked on one of the streets. Valet is $20 to get a spot right in front. Wednesday night around 1030. Cover sucks here…

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published 3 yrs ago
Rick's Springfield
reviewed by
Muddy

7.0

Manhattan, NY. Wednesday night around midnight. I found parking right out front on 33rd street. Obviously a very busy area, for anywhere really this is the heart of Manhattan. Right by Penn Station if your…

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published 3 yrs ago
New York State of Mind
reviewed by
Muddy

7.3

Manhattan, NY. Thursday night after midnight. Just came from Rick's Cabaret. I parked on the street where it said no parking but a bunch of cars were parked so fuck it. I would not try…

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published 3 yrs ago
Vacation all I ever wanted
reviewed by
Muddy

6.7

Laurence Harbor, NJ. Monday night around 1130. Rte 35. Seems like a pretty good area. Plenty of parking all around in the lot. Walk in $20 cover which I thought was a lot considering on…

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published 3 yrs ago
Max Scherzer for 2022 NL MVP
reviewed by
Muddy

6.7

That's my pick lets see what the fuck happens. First review of this spot, founder just uploaded the listing. Staten Island, NY in the Rossville section. Wednesday night, around 11pm. Right by the outerbridge crossing.…

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published 3 yrs ago
Very different from the Mcdonald's Playhouse
reviewed by
Muddy

6.0

Burlington, NJ. Saturday night. Around like 1045. Right off of I95 and good break point on way to Philly from New York. On Rte 130. Huge Amazon warehouse off in the distance behind this club.…

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published 3 yrs ago
Phatassadelphia
reviewed by
Muddy

7.0

Lets just get this out of the way. When Papi Chulo dies and goes to heaven, they will send his Cuban ass right back down to this strip club. I have never seen a collection…

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published 3 yrs ago
& Lou Armenians
reviewed by
Muddy

6.7

Essington, PA. Saturday night, After midnight. Right by the airport. Next to a WaWa, which NJ and PA people seem to go fucking nuts over, I don't get it personally but whatever. Seemed like an…

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published 3 yrs ago
Star Wars Episode XXXV: A Jedi, his Lightsaber, VIP's and a whole lotta fuckin fees
reviewed by
Muddy

7.0

Sayerville, NJ. XXXV Club or 35 Club. Right by the outerbridge crossing to Staten Island to those coming from NY like myself. Good location, a really lit up you can see it from a couple…

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published 3 yrs ago
CiaBada Bread Baby!
reviewed by
Muddy

6.7

Lodi, NJ. Came in on a previous night acting like Tony Soprano and rejected immediately upon entering. Came back this Thursday night. Cover $20 Thur/Fri/Sat. Not worth it IMO just come Monday-Wed and don't pay…

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published 3 yrs ago
Breakin' 2 Electric Taboogaloo
reviewed by
Muddy

6.7

Elizabeth, NJ. Wednesday night just after midnight just came from breathless. Area seems fine. Guarded parking lot by some guy. Spots are tight but I found one. Walk in, no cover on this night. Greeted…