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published 2 yrs ago
Uh more like Fat N Ghetto
reviewed by
Muddy

2.0

Morrisville, PA. Right outside Trenton. Right off route 1. Thursday night. Parkin in the back, there should be enough spots. Walk up a big group of dancers and staff/patrons hanging outside the door. Walk in,…

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published 2 yrs ago
Tonight's Main Event...Customer Vs Lame Strip Club, FIGHT!
reviewed by
Muddy

4.7

Mays Landing, NJ. Wednesday night. After 11. You really are driving through some wooded areas around here, really out in the sticks, kinda place you have Jersey Devil sightings. Plenty of parking, walk in. Service…

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published 2 yrs ago
She does NOT sell sanctuary
reviewed by
Muddy

5.7

Vineland, NJ. This is where Mike Trout is from. Wednesday night. Club is at an intersection, right across from a gas station. Otherwise residential area. Plenty of parking. Walk in on the side. Door makes…

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published 2 yrs ago
We're gonna downgrade this to a Tropical Storm
reviewed by
Muddy

4.3

Wilwood, NJ. Way down in the South Jersey, can't go much more south. Wildwood has a cool boardwalk, better than AC IMO. This strip club is here as well. Hasn't been reviewed in a few…

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published 2 yrs ago
Houston, We Have Liftoff
reviewed by
Muddy

8.7

Cocoa Beach, FL. Tuesday night. Not far from the Kennedy Space Center. Fun fact my nickname in strip clubs is Neil Dickstrong. Safe area, on Atlantic Ave. Parking lot, plenty of spots. Walk in, cover…

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published 2 yrs ago
ASIAN ALERT! ASIAN ALERT! SOUND THE ALARM! CALLING ALL WITH YELLOW FEVER, GO! GO! GO! GO!
reviewed by
Muddy

8.0

Cocoa Beach, FL. Tuesday night. Just came from Lido right up the road. Parking lot it was somewhat filled but I found a spot. Walk in to the girl at the front. Cover $10. Layout,…

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published 2 yrs ago
I got lost on my way to vanilla beach
reviewed by
Muddy

6.3

Cocoa Beach, FL. Just came from the other two clubs nearby. Heard about this club a lot when it was known as the inner room. Tuesday night. The entrance is in the back, it's got…

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published 2 yrs ago
Daytona $500
reviewed by
Muddy

6.0

Daytona Beach, FL. Right down the way from the Daytona Speedway. Honestly one of the most impressive structures your gonna see. That thing is huge. Yes that's what she said. Club is right in front…

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published 2 yrs ago
Grandview AKA the view I have from the backyard tree as I stare into the window and jack off
reviewed by
Muddy

6.3

Daytona Beach, FL. Tuesday night. Just came from Molly Brown's across the way, I didn't bother moving the car into this lot they got here. Walk in, older guy, jacked though, check ID and cover…

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published 2 yrs ago
If it's this dead you may just have to take Molly and listen to Ace of Base
reviewed by
Muddy

5.7

Daytona Beach, FL. Tuesday night. Plenty of parking behind this club. Lively area, Daytona in the summer time. Walk around to the front looks like an classic theater entrance. Walk in, id check, cover I…

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published 2 yrs ago
Getting my Fix in with Vixen sounding like Richard Nixon when I shit
reviewed by
Muddy

6.7

Fort Myers, FL. Monday night. Came in as they were just getting rolling. Cover is free for military, $5 otherwise. I got my corona by the bar and sat by the stage. VIP is off…

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published 2 yrs ago
Lookers who's talking
reviewed by
Muddy

5.3

Fort Myers, FL. Monday night. Just came from Vixens wanted to check this spot out. Plenty of parking walk in. Cover is $10 free military. The door girl and her brunette white dancer friend she…