Fool's Gold

Baltimore, MD. Friday night. It's Baltimore so be alert. Plenty of parking big lot. Walk in. Check id, wanded down and $15 cover. Walk in. Two bar connected by stage in middle. LD/VIP areas in back. LD is $30 a song. VIP I think is $400 for 30 minutes, something like that. Physically this club is pretty nice. Guy working the bathroom was like practicing a guitar that doesn't work. They had a pornstar here named Nikki Delano who I never heard of but went waaay OD on the plastic jesus. She's only 36 too, she looked way older. Less is more. Decent crowd but due to the club's size kind of felt slow for a friday night.

Dancers not enough. I don't even think 10. Maybe 30 customers in there. You had to really look for them. It was mostly white or black, one latina. I can't really say I was too interested in anybody. Maybe one cute black spinner. And one latina. Mixed ages. Coming from Penthouse it was gigantic drop off in talent. I'm not paying $30 for dances with this crew. They do have $20 dances on wednesdays maybe if there's something good that makes it more practical. It should be noted there was one crazy hot black bartender chick with a great rack. I'd take her for the $30 dances, that I would do.

I got out of there pretty quick. In hindsight I would've stayed at Penthouse but I can now cross this one off the list.