Told them at the door I was Cal Ripken, still no discount
Baltimore, MD. Friday night. I had just come from Pappa's and got a crabcake. So damn good but also $25 bucks seafood is expensive. Shit it is worth it. Food vs Girls is big beef internally for me. Only so many dollars. Well anyway I came down here about 15 minutes a way and my GPS really took my through the hood. I forget how fucked up Baltimore is, probably doesn't get any rougher on the east coast. Anyway there's a lot right across the street, I would just take it. Walk up $10 for the lot and $20 entry. No pat down which is kinda surprising. My corona was $10. Lap dances explained to me $25 for an air dance on the floor, even the dancer I was talking to just said ignore waste of time and then $40 for a clothed dance over in the corner. Then $160 upstairs in VIP for 15 minutes. Not sure how that is mileage wise. Crowd alot of middle age types. One big group was celebrating a birthday over on the right side. The bathroom attendant has all kinds of crazy stuff going on in the bathroom, seems like a real character.
Layout. Real nice, upscale club. Seating out on the left, and on the right. Upstairs, didn't go up there though. Bar, stage set up was pretty different. Staircase over the bar and goes onto the stage. Girl comes from upstairs. After dancing she tip parades around the bar. I sat right at the stage. One thing, I think a lot of girls were hanging upstairs maybe some kind of bachelor party because half the lineup was always missing at any time, and then they would come out of nowhere. They also dance for a while, like 3 songs. So with how big the lineup is, they might only get up there a couple times a night. Alcohol and girls show there pussies on stage here.
Dancers. Really just a great lineup. 7up factory status warranted. I went to a few clubs in Baltimore and this place really was head and shoulders above in the looks department, very obvious. Maybe like 30 something girls when I left. Mixed, black, white, latina. All younger. And they just kept coming in even later on at night. One girl, Lola she gave me the rundown. White girl, great, great natural ass. Great body. Definitely thinking about it. Another was india, latina chick with a big ass. One girl though I was eyeing, I didn't get her name. White girl, brunette, nice rack, gorgeous, I would've done the stupid $40 with her but she wouldn't pry loose off of one customer at least over an hour with this one older dude. I tried to wait it out but it was taking too long, but there were a lot of other options though.
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