Uncle Paulie Walnuts

Glen Ellyn, IL. Friday. Afternoon going into evening. Chicago suburbs, commerical road, area seems fine to me. Building looks really old school, small lot, found a spot. Walk in, slot machines on the left here, and dance area is if you keep going that's $20 a song. Bar is on your right, bathroom is immdieatly across from that. Too close almost, if your blowing it up, the entire bar is going to hear it. Small stage, nobody dancing when I was there. That's pretty much it, old school Chicago bar, Old Style signs everywhere you know me I was on my Denis Farina bullshit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibnp5lpqzlc

Anyway walk in, grab an Old Style for $4 bucks in a can. A couple older guys and a gal patron, one guy off playing the machines, a pretty cute punk rock bartender girl, probably around 40. Just older blue collar white folks in here. One dancer. White lady, she was probably in her 50's, brunette, sort of average body type. Just not my type and I wasn't interested in spending anything on her, not even a $10 massage that was offered.

I sat at the bar for a little while shooting the shit but unless your using this spot as a dive bar, I think your just doing it wrong because there NOTHING here to speak of as far as a strip club. Had a few laughs but after I was done it was time to head out.