In this town, stripper's don't just flake, they frosted flake.

Battle Creek, MI. Saturday night. They make a bunch of cereal here. Area seems fine to me, pull up in the lot. Walk in. Guy at the front, scans ID. $5 cover. Walk in. Real nice in here. Must be a new club. To your right upstairs is a cigar lounge. Right coner first floor, bathrooms. Immdiate right is the VIP area. Look straight, that's the bar, I was sitting at the bar, the set up is kind of weird at the bar you feel like you are basically on the stage. The stage is behind the bar. Left of the stage is the dance area, dances are $25 a song in a community room with booths. 2 way touch sounds ok here. Customers looked like hispanic and white. Mix of younger and older. A lot of groups.

Dancers. It's one of those things when you get in here and take a closer look, it's just not as impressive as you would think given how nice this club is but that's a credit to the facility I think. About 15 dancers. Black, hispanic and white. Maybe an asian in there I couldn't quite tell. Looked mostly 20's and 30's age wise. I would say 5-7 range on the dancers. Not fat chicks mostly average to thin body types. One white girl in here was like 8 months pregnant. Lady take a break for a second. She wasn't bad looking otherwise but I mean who wants to deal with that.

I wouldn't expect such an upscale spot in a place like Battle Creek but here it is. I just didn't see nothing to take for dances and saved to spend a little later on. I was speaking with True a nice black girl, not really my type but she was a newer dancer and very friendly I'm sure she would've given me great dances if she was my thing. I was out to Heartbeats.