Triple Gay

Sarnia, ON. Friday night. Industrial part of town. Hear music going, parked in the lot. Originally I walked in the carribiean bar next door but i thought to myself, this can't be right. It's one door down, walk over, lady out front, turns out she's the bartender walks in with me. Lets me know they just opened back up. No cover, no pat down, no id check, no nothing. I ask how many girls y'all got tonight, she says just the one. It was some 40 something brunette lady dancing super aggressively up there in street clothes, going all flashdance. I wasn't really interested at all in here but she was really putting effort in, even though there was literally nobody else here, just me. She was dancing even when I didn't walk in though.

Dances here are 20 CAD a song in rooms that I didn't get a look at but I couldn't see them from out here. I went tipped the stage 5 because she was dancing the shit out of that stage. I went and took a dump and left. Last review was a few years ago and that one even said in the review that it was from 4 years ago. I came so you don't have to.