It's way too fucking loud.

Homestead, FL. Friday night after midnight. Right off route 1. Area seems fine to me. Parking in the lot, if not next door in the shopping center lot. Walk over, guy puking out the back of his car. Up to the guy at front. Freindly dude, he was talking about how 60 degrees down here is freezing cold. I guess for south florida, it might aswell be. I think it was $20 cover, pat down and id check, in you go. Walk in, dance booth area is on the right, $25 a song. VIP is up the dancer price. High mileage. Two bars one far right, one far left. Bathroom at the back wall left of the first bar. Customers all hisnpanic guys, most in groups.

Dancers weren't all the great. Nothing here above a 6 IMO. 3-6 range. Various body types. Plenty of silicone. Ages more 30's-40's. Some 20's and some 50's. Maybe 25, 30 girls.

Here's the thing though. The volume is physically painful. I did a couple laps to see the talent. But I just couldn't stand it. It was so obnoxious. The music and the latin DJ just YELLING into the mic. Your going to hate it. One of the worst environments ever. Don't even bother without hearing protection of some sort. Like a giant set of Peltors. I don't know how the girls that work here for HOURS can do it, I couldn't even last 10 minutes. Last stop of the night. Overall Route 1 clubs below the university of Miami eh I would pass there's better talent up north but some of the joints have high mileage, maybe you find a gem that I didn't.