Waste of cover
Hialeah, FL. Friday night. Right by the airport, area seems fine to me. I accidently parked in the hotel lot next door and just left it there and walked over. Walk in. Girl in the window with broken english. $20 cover and they take your picture with the camera. In you go. Pat down by the bouncer out here. Nobody really knows too much english. Small spot, bar on right, small stage, one girl up at a time. Bathrooms are on the back left wall. Open booths at $25 a song. VIP as well. That is high mileage. Customers were all hispanic guys in groups.
Dancers. Were 20's-50's looked like. Average to fat. 2-6 range. Some fake stuff. Only about 8 girls. Not a great lineup.
One chick kept calling me over to the stage, but look lady I'm chillen at the bar, if I want to go over, I'll go over. At the end of the day the talent here sucks. I felt ripped off at the $20 it takes to get in here so I made sure I took a dump in the bathroom, that had no door on the stall. I've made it a point to fight back against these strip clubs who do that. It might seem sociopathic but I'm taking that shit, no matter who's looking on, and I ain't flushing. Serves these motherfuckers right.
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