Articles by Muddy

California. The Golden State. Hollywood. Golden Gate. Back in the day during WW2, troops from back east were stationed out here and said to themselves yeah, we are not going back, fuck that. We're staying. I understand that. Love coming here, spent a lot of time here, and by now have hit most of the state strip club wise…

Quick article on Seeking. I like to switch off and on it when I'm not strip clubbing. I found some good girls on there but also there's a lot of scamming going. Let's look at some of the stuff if you've been on there a good while, that you'll see again and again to the point where you see…

Recently took a couple trips out to the Mountain West region and hit most of the strip clubs out there. One to Salt Lake City to Boise and back. Then I got the itch and had a free week and went from Colorado, looped around the Rockies, up through Wyoming, across Montana, up through Alberta, down through Eastern Washington/Northern…

Just wanted to take a quick head count before what many believe is going to be a little bit a rough stretch economy wise coming up, if not already. I think we'll see a lot of clubs go down, for sure the number of closed clubs will surpass the active count. Put some hard numbers up post covid and…

Some strip clubs out there, you've been to one, you've been to them all. Deja Vu's, Rick's, Spearmint Rhino's. But then sometimes you'll come across a strip club that's way different be it over the top excess or gimmicky. Gimmicky is rare now adays. Shit I like gimmicky, whatever you want to say about, it's different. Theme club, sign…

Hitting strip clubs all over this wonderful country of ours can make a dude a hungry. And sometimes you gotta stop before or after a strip club at a spot that hits the spot. These are a few places I've hit a long my travels and they have my stamp up approval. I'm not really into fancy sit down…

Sometimes you got to know when it's time to walk away. Sometimes you got to know when it's time chomp down and close on a deal. To give a little and get a whole lot more. Me, even as a kid, I used to bust the lunch ladies balls about being able to keep my change, I would keep…

A recently released racial dot map of the USA off the 2020 census I think is pretty fascinating look at America and for our purposes America in strip clubs. https://www.arcgis.com/apps/mapviewer/index.html?webmap=30d2e10d4d694b3eb4dc4d2e58dbb5a5 Not everyone looking for the same things strip club wise, but knowing certain things can help guide you to the types of strip clubs, strippers you are looking for.…

Flat ass? More like Pancakes than Pillows? All bones no booty? Very common issue that prevents all dancers across America from earning a living wage. I, growing up have been called fat ass many a time, called an ugly drunk asshole even more so in some ways you could say I embody the fatass metaphorically inside and out. All…

There are some hoodrat clubs out there. In some rough neighborhoods. They may show up in the local news with 2amer stories. Well let me tell you right now there's a reason you got players killing each other over these strip clubs, go ahead guess...No not because they are retarded it's because these strip clubs are worth dying over.…

Philadelphia. 1776. Independence Hall. The Liberty Bell. Signing of the Declaration of Independence. Richard Gere, Kobe Bryant, Grace Kelly, Bob Saget, Will Smith, Kevin Hart, Linda Fiorentino, Joey Bishop, Kevin Bacon, Teddy Pendergrass, Hall and Oates, Boyz II Men, Benjamin Franklin, Rocky Balboa. All sorts of good shit coming out of here. (And then also you got Bill Cosby,…

I recently shit out a few articles on certain areas in the New York City part of country, Long Island, Queens, Brooklyn, Manhattan, Bronx, New Jersey. You can find all that just click my profile and go to articles all that stuff is in there. This article right here is not detailed but just a general overview and wrap…

Jersey Girls. Jersey Boys. Jersey Devils. Jersey Shore even Jersey Mike's. I think you can find all of these to some degree in the strip clubs in this state. This wonderful state that gave us Bruce Springsteen, Bruce Willis, Joe Pesci, Frank Sinatra, John Travolta, Ray Liotta, Whitney Houston, Danny Devito, Meryl Steep, James Gandolfini, Frankie Vallie, Jack Nicholson…

I'll often be in strip club sitting back watching the girls dance on stage and wonder to my self "You know, what does she got that I don't got? I can get up there too, I can dance the night away like no one else can" I was watching this matriarchy, one gender having total and complete control on…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWQH4hUJXzA Queens. Two airports. Laguardia, JFK. The Unisphere. The '86 Mets. GoodFellas. US Open. Aqueduct Racetrack. Coming To America. King of Queens. The Nanny. John Gotti. Donald Trump. Ray Ramano. Don Rickles. 50 Cent. Tony Bennet. Beatles at Shea in '65. Also outside of Manhattan, Queens is hands down the epicenter of the outer borough strip club scene in New…

Morning time. Some would say it starts after midnight but for me that doesn't count; that's late night. I'm talking more before noon. It's important to me because I'm an early starter, matter of fact I normally wake up during the 2amer, I don't even set my alarm. The gunshots do it for me. So by the time I'm…

The Bronx. Not just Bronx you gotta have the The for some reason. Bronx Zoo. New York Yankees. The borough that Ruth built. Birthplace of Hip Hop. A Bronx Tale; best movie ever. Regis Philbin, J Lo, Chaz Palminteri, Danny Aiello, Al Pacino. A lot family from here and a lot of times spent eating on Arthur avenue growing…

Brooklyn. Crooklyn some say. First named Breukelen by the Dutch after a town in the Netherlands. Brooklyn Dodgers, Brooklyn Pizza, Brooklyn Nets, Brooklyn Cyclones, Brooklyn Bridge, Nathan's Hot Dog eating contest on Coney Island. Growing up I would go to my Uncle Mike's house in Gravesend so I have good memories here. We would go fishing and catch absolutely…

Long Island. Some guidos might refer to it as Strong Island. Some Italian hair dressers might refer to it as Lawn Guyland. And those of us who aren't mentally ill probably just say Long Island. Some stuff known for Billy Joel, Mariah Carey, Billy Crystal, Craig Biggio, Rodney Dangerfield, Teddy Roosevelt, Eddie Money, Dr. J, Jerry Seinfeld, Carl Yastrzemski,…

I've seen it all. Drugs, Sex, Violence, Heartbreak, Betrayal, Urination, Hand Washing. All of it. Not too too well though, you can only see so much from the crack the bathroom stall door. You could say it was more of a vertical view than a horizontal one. But I was there for there some of the most undeniably sordid…

The beating heart of the biggest city in America. As a kid I always thought of it as a place where adults go to have fun. As an adult now, I do have fun there but I'm not too too sure strip clubs there are the first option that pops into mind for me. Reasons being, money. You need…

7up Factory. A strip club with girls that are 7's and up. Do I stick to the black and white definition of that? Not quite, I ain't gonna let the one 5 fuck up such a good phrase. Although I haven't been everywhere, I have been to a lot of strip clubs all over America the last few years…

Violet Myers was born on February 24th, 1997 and is a half Mexican/half Turkish pornstar from Los Angeles, California. She posses dat fat ass with dose fat titties and quite frankly I'm addicted. There is just no hotter girl in America right now. I tried to line up an escort meeting with her and the agency told me "don't…

Plus porn recommendations. The girls that give me some action when I can't get none. This group has saved me a lot of money over the years. If you shuffled around the rankings I wouldn't be too upset it's not set in stone but the girls near the top I have jerked off too so many times. It's more…

"If one must learn pussy, if one must bond with pussy, if one desires pussy, then one must become the pussy"- Confucious 481 B.C. You may have walked into a strip club one time and saw a nice looking dancer and thought to yourself "How can dedicate my life, my soul to this very person who I've just seen do…