Articles by Muddy

California. The Golden State. Hollywood. Golden Gate. Back in the day during WW2, troops from back east were stationed out here and said to themselves yeah, we are not going back, fuck that. We're staying. I understand that. Love coming here, spent a lot of time here, and by now have hit most of the state strip club wise and…

Quick article on Seeking. I like to switch off and on it when I'm not strip clubbing. I found some good girls on there but also there's a lot of scamming going. Let's look at some of the stuff if you've been on there a good while, that you'll see again and again to the point where you see it…

Recently took a couple trips out to the Mountain West region and hit most of the strip clubs out there. One to Salt Lake City to Boise and back. Then I got the itch and had a free week and went from Colorado, looped around the Rockies, up through Wyoming, across Montana, up through Alberta, down through Eastern Washington/Northern Idaho,…

Just wanted to take a quick head count before what many believe is going to be a little bit a rough stretch economy wise coming up, if not already. I think we'll see a lot of clubs go down, for sure the number of closed clubs will surpass the active count. Put some hard numbers up post covid and pre…

Some strip clubs out there, you've been to one, you've been to them all. Deja Vu's, Rick's, Spearmint Rhino's. But then sometimes you'll come across a strip club that's way different be it over the top excess or gimmicky. Gimmicky is rare now adays. Shit I like gimmicky, whatever you want to say about, it's different. Theme club, sign me…

Hitting strip clubs all over this wonderful country of ours can make a dude a hungry. And sometimes you gotta stop before or after a strip club at a spot that hits the spot. These are a few places I've hit a long my travels and they have my stamp up approval. I'm not really into fancy sit down too…

Sometimes you got to know when it's time to walk away. Sometimes you got to know when it's time chomp down and close on a deal. To give a little and get a whole lot more. Me, even as a kid, I used to bust the lunch ladies balls about being able to keep my change, I would keep everything…

A recently released racial dot map of the USA off the 2020 census I think is pretty fascinating look at America and for our purposes America in strip clubs. https://www.arcgis.com/apps/mapviewer/index.html?webmap=30d2e10d4d694b3eb4dc4d2e58dbb5a5 Not everyone looking for the same things strip club wise, but knowing certain things can help guide you to the types of strip clubs, strippers you are looking for. I've…

Flat ass? More like Pancakes than Pillows? All bones no booty? Very common issue that prevents all dancers across America from earning a living wage. I, growing up have been called fat ass many a time, called an ugly drunk asshole even more so in some ways you could say I embody the fatass metaphorically inside and out. All that…

There are some hoodrat clubs out there. In some rough neighborhoods. They may show up in the local news with 2amer stories. Well let me tell you right now there's a reason you got players killing each other over these strip clubs, go ahead guess...No not because they are retarded it's because these strip clubs are worth dying over. But…