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Reviews

review
published 1 mo ago
An unexpected treat
reviewed by
m0nkeyb0ne

8.0

Others have described the place. I don’t drink, so I didn’t go next door. I spent time connecting with Ryan, a youthful, slender white girl in her 20s with perky little tits and a soft…

review
published 4 mos ago
I kinda almost wish I lived in Reno, just to be closer to this place.
reviewed by
m0nkeyb0ne

8.0

Okay, I'm a weirdo and my agenda at strip clubs, now that I have ED, is different from a lot of guys. There's no version of life where I'm going to have an orgasm…

review
published 6 mos ago
For this weird old guy, a perfect win-win
reviewed by
m0nkeyb0ne

8.3

I've learned that I approach going to strip clubs pretty differently from lots of guys. I'm happy to hang out with a naked or barely-dressed woman and just talk (yes, I love feeling smooth…

review
published 10 mos ago
Oh, Sydney, the delightful and especially lovely Sydney...
reviewed by
m0nkeyb0ne

8.7

Early Sunday afternoon, I timed my drive to stop in Springfield and visit this out-of-the-way, not-close-enough-to-home favorite.

For those who don't know, this club seems to attract younger, more slender or petite dancers, and the ones…

review
published 10 mos ago
Looking for friends in all the right places
reviewed by
m0nkeyb0ne

9.3

Loved my evening here! I'd been to (I think) two different SRs before, but the Vegas club is big and fun. My tastes run toward young/slender/wholesome GND types, and it seemed like that…

review
published 11 mos ago
The illusions really are sweet here
reviewed by
m0nkeyb0ne

8.7

I like Sweet Illusions, and will twist an itinerary to be able to make a stop in Springfield as often as I can. There’s something about the generally upbeat vibe and the fact that…

review
published 11 mos ago
A slender goddess appears
reviewed by
m0nkeyb0ne

8.0

I think I officially have a pattern, now, since I became aware of my ED issues. It goes like this:

  1. I imagine that the right stripper, in the right VIP/private area, is…
review
published 1 yr ago
An unexpected connection
reviewed by
m0nkeyb0ne

8.0

I was in town for one night, decided to stop in at PT’s Centerfold to check the vibe. Paid $20 at the door and got a ticket for a free drink. PT’s is…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Was I the only white guy? I think so.
reviewed by
m0nkeyb0ne

7.3

What a crazy place! A real emphasis on big-booty women of color here, and I don't remember seeing another white guy in there, but had some hysterical encounters with dancers who barely spoke English.

This…

review
published 3 yrs ago
An ode to Leo...
reviewed by
m0nkeyb0ne

6.7

I walked in grumpy, spotted a lithe young brunette who goes by Leo sitting by herself. Seemed like under a dozen patrons, maybe ten or fewer dancers visible, but Leo was sitting back from…

review
published 3 yrs ago
The haystack needle
reviewed by
m0nkeyb0ne

8.3

I was concerned upon arrival (8pm on a Saturday night) that I was in for a dismal evening: a few subdued performers before a small and silent handful of customers. I’d paid $30…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Another great afternoon at SI...
reviewed by
m0nkeyb0ne

9.3

My second time at SI (I don't live in the vicinity), but I'm glad I took some time off the road to stop in again. Like others have indicated, this is a happy place.…