m0nkeyb0ne

Washington

Reviews by m0nkeyb0ne

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  3 months ago
  Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

  Springfield, Oregon
  Oh, Sydney, the delightful and especially lovely Sydney...

  Early Sunday afternoon, I timed my drive to stop in Springfield and visit this out-of-the-way, not-close-enough-to-home favorite. For those who don't know, this club seems to attract younger, more slender or petite dancers, and the...
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  3 months ago

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  ArtCollege
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  3 months ago
  Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

  Las Vegas, Nevada
  Looking for friends in all the right places

  Loved my evening here! I'd been to (I think) two different SRs before, but the Vegas club is big and fun. My tastes run toward young/slender/wholesome GND types, and it seemed like...
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  3 months ago

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  jaybud999
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  4 months ago
  Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

  Springfield, Oregon
  The illusions really are sweet here

  I like Sweet Illusions, and will twist an itinerary to be able to make a stop in Springfield as often as I can. There’s something about the generally upbeat vibe and the fact...
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  4 months ago
  DV8

  Portland, Oregon
  A slender goddess appears

  I think I officially have a pattern, now, since I became aware of my ED issues. It goes like this: 1. I imagine that the right stripper, in the right VIP/private area,...
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  4 months ago

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  Retired
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  a year ago
  PT's Centerfolds

  Denver, Colorado
  An unexpected connection

  I was in town for one night, decided to stop in at PT’s Centerfold to check the vibe. Paid $20 at the door and got a ticket for a free drink. PT’s...
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  a year ago

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  xmckie
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  3 years ago
  Sugar Daddy's

  Long Island City, New York
  Was I the only white guy? I think so.

  What a crazy place! A real emphasis on big-booty women of color here, and I don't remember seeing another white guy in there, but had some hysterical encounters with dancers who barely spoke...
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  3 years ago
  Deja Vu Spokane

  Spokane, Washington
  An ode to Leo...

  I walked in grumpy, spotted a lithe young brunette who goes by Leo sitting by herself. Seemed like under a dozen patrons, maybe ten or fewer dancers visible, but Leo was sitting back...
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  3 years ago

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  Froggydoggy
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  3 years ago
  City Limits Showgirls

  Linda, California
  The haystack needle

  I was concerned upon arrival (8pm on a Saturday night) that I was in for a dismal evening: a few subdued performers before a small and silent handful of customers. I’d paid...
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  3 years ago
  Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

  Springfield, Oregon
  Another great afternoon at SI...

  My second time at SI (I don't live in the vicinity), but I'm glad I took some time off the road to stop in again. Like others have indicated, this is a happy...
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  3 years ago

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  Retired
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  5 years ago
  Kingdom

  Montréal, Quebec
  I would definitely give this place another visit... or two or twenty...

  It's hard to imagine how Club Cleopatra stays in business with Cabaret Kingdom right across the street. I stopped in after escaping Cleopatra, and, at least on this particular Friday night, it was...
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  6 years ago
  Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

  Springfield, Oregon
  A friendly joint

  What others have written is true, this is a congenial, unpretentious place with a very chill atmosphere. The girls uniformly appeared to be happy to be there. The handful that I chatted...
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  6 years ago
  LeRouge Lounge

  New York, New York
  Another delightful Lido evening

  I'm surprised that the very best thing about the Lido Room experience doesn't even get mentioned in a lot of reviews: that roaming hands are encouraged! For me this makes all the...
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  7 years ago
  Rick's Cabaret New York

  New York, New York
  A Short But Fun Visit

  For some reason, I stopped in at Rick's when I was almost back at my hotel -- thinking I was done for the night, I didn't need anything but sleep. I sat at...
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  7 years ago
  LeRouge Lounge

  New York, New York
  This Is A Very Cool Concept

  There are plenty of reviews, but my two cents is that this is a terrific idea. It's as advertised: intelligent girls show up at a party dressed in skimpy clothing, and they...
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  7 years ago
  Billy Dean's Showtime Cafe

  North Bellmore, New York
  An Unusual Club -- And I Liked It.

  In order for a review to actually be useful, I feel like sometimes you need to clarify your perspective or attitude first. Strip clubs are an only-when-I-travel thing, so my visits tend to...