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24 reviews by m0nkeyb0ne

Lucky Love

Bucharest, RO

An angel in the most unusual club I've ever been to

I was in Bucharest, wanting to see what I might find there, and I read about Lucky Love. I'll be writing this from the perspective of someone who frequents American strip clubs, and has…

7 mos ago5

Spearmint Rhino

Santa Maria, CA

My ears are much better now, thank you

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

This club wins the Emergency Earplugs Award for playing music so loud that it’s actually painful, so loud that it isn’t possible to order a drink, and so loud that you can’t negotiate with a…

8 mos ago3

The Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, CA

Oh, so THAT'S what they mean by 'extras'...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I will reveal myself now as a guy who is somehow simultaneously A) a longtime visitor of strip clubs, and B) a guy who's so polite he hasn't had that much actual experience with girls…

8 mos ago5

Pink Poodle

San Jose, CA

The Stepford Strip Club

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

I was nearby, I figured I was prepared for the idea that this isn't a good area for clubs, and wanted to check out the Poodle anyway. The club itself is odd, to me. Every…

9 mos ago1

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, CA

We all need a little grace, don't we?

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I'd never been to Rancho Cordova before, so I was new to Gold Club Centerfolds. Standard industrial-vibe location, a well-lit parking lot, a couple of guys under a pop-up tent with some kind of…

9 mos ago4

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, OR

My happy place (on steroids)

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I don't live nearby, but I like going to Sweet Illusions. Right now I seem to be on an annual frequency, but you'd think it was the bar from Cheers to me, it gives…

9 mos ago2

State Line Showgirls

Post Falls, ID

An unexpected treat

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Others have described the place. I don’t drink, so I didn’t go next door. I spent time connecting with Ryan, a youthful, slender white girl in her 20s with perky little tits and a soft…

1 yr ago5

Men's Club of Reno

Reno, NV

I kinda almost wish I lived in Reno, just to be closer to this place.

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Okay, I'm a weirdo and my agenda at strip clubs, now that I have ED, is different from a lot of guys. There's no version of life where I'm going to have an orgasm…

1 yr ago2

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, FL

For this weird old guy, a perfect win-win

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

I've learned that I approach going to strip clubs pretty differently from lots of guys. I'm happy to hang out with a naked or barely-dressed woman and just talk (yes, I love feeling smooth…

1 yr ago4

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, OR

Oh, Sydney, the delightful and especially lovely Sydney...

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

Early Sunday afternoon, I timed my drive to stop in Springfield and visit this out-of-the-way, not-close-enough-to-home favorite. For those who don't know, this club seems to attract younger, more slender or petite dancers, and the ones…

1 yr ago3

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

Looking for friends in all the right places

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

Loved my evening here! I'd been to (I think) two different SRs before, but the Vegas club is big and fun. My tastes run toward young/slender/wholesome GND types, and it seemed like that…

1 yr ago1

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, OR

The illusions really are sweet here

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

I like Sweet Illusions, and will twist an itinerary to be able to make a stop in Springfield as often as I can. There’s something about the generally upbeat vibe and the fact that…

2 yrs ago

DV8

Portland, OR

A slender goddess appears

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I think I officially have a pattern, now, since I became aware of my ED issues. It goes like this: 1. I imagine that the right stripper, in the right VIP/private area, is…

2 yrs ago2

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, CO

An unexpected connection

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I was in town for one night, decided to stop in at PT’s Centerfold to check the vibe. Paid $20 at the door and got a ticket for a free drink. PT’s is…

2 yrs ago7

Sugar Daddy's

Long Island City, NY

Was I the only white guy? I think so.

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

What a crazy place! A real emphasis on big-booty women of color here, and I don't remember seeing another white guy in there, but had some hysterical encounters with dancers who barely spoke English. This…

4 yrs ago

Deja Vu Spokane

Spokane, WA

An ode to Leo...

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I walked in grumpy, spotted a lithe young brunette who goes by Leo sitting by herself. Seemed like under a dozen patrons, maybe ten or fewer dancers visible, but Leo was sitting back from…

4 yrs ago3

City Limits Showgirls

Linda, CA

The haystack needle

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

I was concerned upon arrival (8pm on a Saturday night) that I was in for a dismal evening: a few subdued performers before a small and silent handful of customers. I’d paid $30…

5 yrs ago

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, OR

Another great afternoon at SI...

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

My second time at SI (I don't live in the vicinity), but I'm glad I took some time off the road to stop in again. Like others have indicated, this is a happy place.…

5 yrs ago2

Kingdom

Montréal, QC

I would definitely give this place another visit... or two or twenty...

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

It's hard to imagine how Club Cleopatra stays in business with Cabaret Kingdom right across the street. I stopped in after escaping Cleopatra, and, at least on this particular Friday night, it was like…

6 yrs ago

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, OR

A friendly joint

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

What others have written is true, this is a congenial, unpretentious place with a very chill atmosphere. The girls uniformly appeared to be happy to be there. The handful that I chatted with…

7 yrs ago

Lido Lounge

New York, NY

Another delightful Lido evening

★★★★★★★★★★9.7/10

I'm surprised that the very best thing about the Lido Room experience doesn't even get mentioned in a lot of reviews: that roaming hands are encouraged! For me this makes all the difference,…

8 yrs ago

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, NY

A Short But Fun Visit

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

For some reason, I stopped in at Rick's when I was almost back at my hotel -- thinking I was done for the night, I didn't need anything but sleep. I sat at a…

8 yrs ago

Lido Lounge

New York, NY

This Is A Very Cool Concept

★★★★★★★★★★9.7/10

There are plenty of reviews, but my two cents is that this is a terrific idea. It's as advertised: intelligent girls show up at a party dressed in skimpy clothing, and they only…

8 yrs ago

Billy Dean's Showtime Cafe

North Bellmore, NY

An Unusual Club -- And I Liked It.

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

In order for a review to actually be useful, I feel like sometimes you need to clarify your perspective or attitude first. Strip clubs are an only-when-I-travel thing, so my visits tend to be…

8 yrs ago