My happy place (on steroids)

I don't live nearby, but I like going to Sweet Illusions. Right now I seem to be on an annual frequency, but you'd think it was the bar from Cheers to me, it gives me the warm fuzzies every time. It's small, simple, with hardly any money spent on the classic 'upscale gentlemen's club' tropes. I hope nobody at SI would be offended by this, but it's more like someone spent the weekend turning their basement into a strip club for a party, but for some reason it's totally heartwarming. I've always had the feeling that everybody there really likes working there.

I've been going there for years now, and with the amount of time between visits, my impression is that I'm never seeing the same girls, bartenders or DJs working—and yet it always feels the same, in a good way. Let me explain. This part of Oregon seems to produce a steady stream of cute, white spinners...slender girls with perky, natural boobs and friendly attitudes. There will usually be a more heavyset dancer in the mix, but there really does seem to be an SI 'type,' and it happens to also be my type.

Bartenders: always friendly. DJs: their station is right by the door, so they're as much of a bouncer as you're ever gonna get. There's no cover, so all they do is welcome you in and explain that there's a two-drink minimum, and they do this in the most chill and friendly way. How do they enforce the two-drink minimum? I'm guessing it's the honor system.