Comments by ShortyStubbs

I would show you my penis, but I am so small you would probably ask me where it is.

Im still a virgin :(

This is good news. Maybe now I can finally be at least an average size.

I think the girls would treat me a lot better if I had a fake dick.

Hi tsAilin, I hear these guys calling you a troll. That's OK. I'm a troll, too. Well, sort of. I'm just vertically challenged. Us trolls should stick together. I'll go see you wherever you dance. Maybe we can hook up. You don't mind that I have a small penis, do you?

39 years old, white, 3'9", 80 lbs., brown hair, 2.5" dick when fully erect

I was at the grocery store the other day and I walked by a mother who had a very young daughter. The little girl pointed at me and said, "Look mommy, it's a troll!"

I'm the king of small dicks

I'm 2.5 inches