Reviews

11 reviews by MackTruck

Yellow Rose

Austin, TX

God Dammit Joe

The night after the Palazio titty club, I get a call from the Management at the Yellow Rose titty bar. The manager calling me was frantic and yelling Shit! Shit! Shit! And Fuck, Fuckety, Fuck,…

7 yrs ago3

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, TX

CrazyJoe Terrorizes Austin

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

So I got a call from Austin Texas. Crazyjoe has struck again, this time it was not a McDonald's like usual. It was the Palazio titty club. When I got there it was a crazyjoe…

7 yrs ago2

Odisea 2001 Showgirls

Tijuana, BC

Blueberries and Busted nuts in TJ

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

The shit truck business is going great and I am becoming more popular. The requests for service have gone international! I was recently in TJ on the biggest shit job ever. The job was done…

7 yrs ago2

Odisea 2001 Showgirls

Tijuana, BC

I Got a LDK in TJ

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

I have been getting more popular with the shit truck business lately and I have received more requests than I can shake my pecker at. Recently I have gone international. I had to go…

7 yrs ago2

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, AZ

More MackTruck Adventures

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I have been real busy driving the shit truck across America and I had a little extra money in my pocket because Crazyjoe has been hella shitting up the McDonalds everywhere. I heard at…

8 yrs ago5

Venom

Tucson, AZ

Not gonna lie I came for the $5 lappers

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I was driving the shit truck through Arazona and I decided to stop in Tucon. I parkd the truck in the shopping center parking lot and walked in. I was feeling confudent with some cash…

8 yrs ago8

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, AZ

Dammit I got 86ed

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Okay, this was my first time here. I am on my back through Arazona with the shitter truck and I tried this place after the HiLighter was a good time. I had a few…

8 yrs ago3

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, AZ

Truckin Through Arazona With A Bag Of Nickels

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I was truckin with the shit truck through Arazona and decided to stop for shits and giggles. Nice place! I saw several hot dancers walking around as I am enjoying a beer. Some hot little…

8 yrs ago7

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, KS

Dancer Busted my cell phone instead of my nuts!

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I was truckin a load of shit stew through Kansas a month ago and I stopped by because I heard about the $10 dances that were full contact. These dances were a little out of…

8 yrs ago

Sensations

Cabot, AR

Wide Load in Arkansa

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Driving through god's beautiful country side delivery wide loads for cash. Love these little shit hole clubs. Club was dead and I arrived late late so I flashed my cash and pulled a stank hoe.…

8 yrs ago

Tommi Knockers

Topeka, KS

Big Shit Fun Suprise Ending

★★★★★★★★★★10.0/10

Been driving my big septic tank through god's red Whit and blue America and needed a little shut eye. Well after being on the road let me tell yeah my dick was just needing some…

9 yrs ago