More MackTruck Adventures

I have been real busy driving the shit truck across America and I had a little extra money in my pocket because Crazyjoe has been hella shitting up the McDonalds everywhere. I heard at the truck stop that HiLighter has $10 lappers. This is a little high priced for me but what the hell, lets give it a try.

It was a Monday and I was having a case of the Mondays so I ordered a budweiser at the bar. I slammed one down and ordered another. God dam tha thits the spot with the heat outside. I sat in the rolly polly chairs and waited for the dancers to stop by. There were asians, mexicans and white girls mostly. I was looking for a Jimmy Dean sausage eatin machine. First a mexican bolt on huge titty hottie. She did a couple dances in the rolly polly chairs. This was my first lapdance on a roller chair and we bumped into other tables and chairs. I felt like a kid again but she only ate burritoz. She hated Jimmy Dean so I moved on. I started looking around for another lot lizzard. I found a brunette dancer that looked like a surfboard. No titty and no azz. She danced and tried her best but I did 2 and done. Next came a bit titty blonde. She looked hot and had the pancake flapper titty I love. She slapped my face silly and my boner was going strong. She said she love eating sausage for lunch. She took me to vip and we were left alone. She ate like a champion hot dog eater. I will cum back fo sho