I Got a LDK in TJ

I have been getting more popular with the shit truck business lately and I have received more requests than I can shake my pecker at. Recently I have gone international. I had to go fix the biggest shit problem ever south of the border. You boys and girls did not fun here to hear about that though.

After some HARD long days it was time for some r and r. I was dam thirsty and I started walking down the street. I found a bar serving cold beers and margaritas. After a few beers I ordered a big ass blueberry margarita and that shit was loaded! That thing must have been blue from the vitamin v they spiked it with. Dam near half tequila too!

I left that bar fucked up and wandered around on the streets for a while with a big ass boner poking my pants and pitchin a tent! I saw this playboy bunny sign and all I could think of was the magazine stash in my sleeper back at the shit truck. I walked in with my tent pitcher boasting all his glory.