Big Shit Fun Suprise Ending

Been driving my big septic tank through god's red Whit and blue America and needed a little shut eye. Well after being on the road let me tell yeah my dick was just needing some relief. Got on the old tuscl and realized this little shit dive was close by. I love small time American shot hole dive clubs. This place didn't let me down. First I had a great place to take a steamy shit then a hooker bath to freshen up for the ladies. I figured I'd be buying a $50 bare back blow job so I need to be gentleman like. This club has great service and I do mean full service. It's like daddy used to say ant no man happy unto he takes that first shit of the day.