discussion comment
24 days ago
Lol Countryman and his "Honk Kong". For a while there he and SJG were best buddies. Until Countryman suggested that SJG should finally visit TJ himself.
review comment
a month ago
Wow that Breanna girl sounds like a waste. Thanks for the warning! And moving your hands away from the boobs while paying $200 for 5? At this club??? Wow. I don't think I've ever had my hands directed away from boobs here.
At this point I don't think I'll get a dance with any girl named Brianna here lol.
review comment
a month ago
You don't have to worry about any taxi kickbacks at this place. It's no cover before 4pm, and $5 after that.
And daytime has the best mileage because you can get the back room to yourself much easier. And even if there's another couple back there they're usually all the way to one side so your dancer will take you to the opposite corner and still do your stuff.
review comment
2 months ago
Great review! I'm in Vegas now and this was the first club I visited. Prices must have risen since your visit. For every 30 minute VIP I did it was $240 plus $72 for 2 drinks. So $312 minimum for every 30 VIP and that's not including any tips. A beer is $16.
review comment
2 months ago
Next time wait for the 2 for 1 special, they call them every 30 minutes or so. A 30 minute VIP turns into an hour. $450 for 30 minutes is just not fair, $450 for an hour is still a lot but much easier to swallow.
discussion comment
3 months ago
Agree with the 'get familiar with her" comments. OP I feel the same way about women in thongs as you. As a matter of fact when I read the title of this thread I thought "damn did I create a thread while I was drunk as fuck and don't remember now?".
I've had favorites at a few clubs approach me for a dance. If they weren't wearing a thong I would decline. If they asked why I'd truthfully tell them it's because they're not wearing a thong. If you've spent enough money on her in the past she will offer to go change into one for you. OP maybe you can take it a step further once you've gotten familiar with a favorite. Ask her to bring multiple thongs after you pay for a VIP and ask her to model them. She'll expect a nice tip of course.
review comment
5 months ago
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PutaTesterWest Coast. He who dies with the most memories wins.
Thanks for the update on this club. Saves me from ever putting this club in my rotation again.
Now I just need you to visit Pure Gold to see what that club is like now. GCC remains #1 for me by far though.
discussion comment
5 months ago
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TFPAdventures of Assjobman
Yeah I saw some reviews months after I made this post saying she was back. I guess she just took a hiatus from the club.
Good to hear she's back and still gives excellent dances. I've been solely hitting Gold Club Centerfolds but hearing Paradise is back at Pure Gold gives me a reason to switch up a little bit.
review comment
7 months ago
The best day to try the 30 minute VIP is on Monday. They have a special that day, so instead of the normal $450 cost for a half hour it costs $200 for the half hour. Go on Monday and try a bed dance for much less than the normal cost.
discussion comment
7 months ago
You know I'm watching. And you know which NFC (West) team I want to go to the Superbowl. Rooting for the Ravens to represent the AFC but the Chiefs look pretty strong so far at halftime.
discussion comment
8 months ago
My profile pic is the preferred result in this beloved fetish of mine. Assjob, Hotdogging, whatever you call it, I love it!
review comment
9 months ago
This is an excellent review and every single thing you posted was my experience as well, down to the dances with the oldy but goody Raina.
We should just pin this review to the top of the page as what to expect at this club.
review comment
9 months ago
Haha good review!
From your description of the ROB it sounds exactly like a ROB I encountered here years ago, her name was also Chanel. I wouldn't be surprised if it was the same girl. She's very beautiful but she upsells for EVERYTHING, and just not a good experience taking her for dances.
I think when I had my dances with Canela she had just started working there at CF. She told me she had recently moved here from the central valley. And later on I did hear the DJ introduce her as "Central Valley's finest". Anyway that's probably why my experience with her was better.
I noticed you had a lot of names there, but I didn't see Saint on your list. She's currently my favorite dancer at that spot, her dances are amazing! You need to try her out if you ever get a chance.
- Me and my ballsack up in the Sac
Thanks for the review. Never been to this place, it's still kind of new. I've seen some ads for it on Instagram, and some of the dancers promote themselves on the gram also. The prices sound on par with GCC in Rancho, but the dances aren't sounding like they are.
Northern CA is kinda shit for good club experiences for the customer TBH. I'm sure you'd agree what with all the clubs you've been to across the nation.
Which makes me wonder: what region would you say has been the most memorable for you because of great experiences? Any club or area in particular?
- Sacramento is spanish for "Sacrifice all yo money for these strippers, bitch!"
Thanks for the review!
I haven't been on a Saturday night in forever. But from my weekday visits I've noticed that the prices are on longer mostly $40/song or 3 for $100. I'm seeing a lot more $50/song or $120 for 3.
I'm also a big fan of sucking on tits. Pretty much found my go to girls for that through trial and error.
If I would have known you'd be there a Saturday night I would have tried to meet up with you. Ah well. Let me know when you're on tour in this area again.
discussion comment
a year ago
Old video. The bathroom is actually much cleaner now. No more awful smell and graffiti walls.
The comments on the video are old but still apply. Most the girls have serious ass, and there are majority Cubans working in the place now.
discussion comment
a year ago
Monday nights at Centerfolds is probably the best deal you'll find in the city.
discussion comment
a year ago
For me I've just been using Reddit more often. It is nice not to see the familiar troll lines by those famous posters that are no longer here. Front room make out session! Geriatric tricks trolling strip clubs for hookers! And of course, club ad!
- Bad Experience (mainly because one poor attituded dancer), but it's cheap
I visited Chicas recently and I concur with this entire review. Before, I would have been one of the guys recommending you to go here also. But I wasn't really impressed with this crop of day shift girls they have currently. In previous years the girls were much more my preference, big asses, big tits, pretty faces. The day shift girls this visit had pretty faces but majority spinners, with toned asses and little or no tits. Out of like 15 girls there were only two that had nice big boobs. I tried three different days, all those days had pretty much the exact same day shift crew.
OP you described two girls and I think I know who they both are based on your description. Was the first bitchy girl you were talking to a light skinned tall girl with curly hair? A big ass but no boobs? My friend and I chatted with her also since she was one of the few that spoke English. She actually didn't speak much Spanish lol. I asked her how she could do well in a place like this since the majority of the patrons spoke Spanish. She said she still did ok but from what I saw it didn't seem like it. I also remember the dancer who looked much older, you could see the wrinkles in her face when she got close to talk to you. She had an ok body and was pretty friendly though.
The dances I got this time around weren't quite as raunchy as past times also. Boob sucking and fingering seemed like the most girls would do. Nothing like years past when most girls would put their hand down your pants unasked.
I went to Spearmint Rhino and actually had a better time there. The girls were plentiful and definitely more my type body wise. But not really fair to compare Spearmint to Chicas.
- Party vibe at Sapphire better than at Rhino; but girls a bit below Rhino level
Thanks for the review!
Some of those price points sound a lot better than what I've been reading in reviews from a year ago. VIP price had gone up from $200 + $50 for drinks to $300 for half hour plus $100 for drinks. And getting the limo no longer waived cover but allowed you access to the club with the purchase of two drink tickets for $40.
I'm hitting Vegas in a month and a half so I will see for myself what the price points are here.
- Spend your time at an AMP instead
VIP? Not this place, unless they changed something since I was last here a couple months ago. The place where you did your 3 for $100 dances, that's all they have. There's no VIP rooms, and thus, rarely any extras unless you go on a slow day shift and the girl is willing. That is my only gripe about this place, no VIP rooms.
Also, what time on Saturday did you go? I haven't been to this club on a Saturday in a LONG time, like 5 years. But it used to be much busier than just 15 girls and 35 patrons. It used to be that all those tables and chairs would be taken and some guys would be forced to stand until someone vacated their seat to get a dance. And there used to be like 40+ dancers working at that time. If that's not the case now then that's kinda sad.
- A Thursday at CF. (Trending down but still some gems to be found.)
Excellent review!
Sounds like the Chanel you encountered was a different Chanel than the one I had a few dances with back in 2018-2019. That Chanel had some big double D boobs and a big ass and she was all about the upsell. As a matter of fact she sounded exactly like the Canela girl you mentioned, maybe she changed her stage name lol?
Sounds like a fun time, I gotta make my way back out to this place soon. Thanks again for the review!
discussion comment
a year ago
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TetradonI'll act nicer if you'll act smarter.
@CMI thanks for the catch-up. I haven't been around either but I'm shocked that Icee is not here. He's submitted reviews before so it's hard to imagine he wouldn't just submit another one and come back to start the same shit he had going for years before.
review comment
2 years ago
Excellent review, and thanks for using names.
I haven't had dances with Brianna so I wouldn't know if her slightly higher price is worth it. Based on your description of her she's not really my type, I'm all about the thicc girls.
Once again great review and please keep us posted with your future trips here.
review comment
2 years ago
I like this club, but hate dancers that do shit like that. Sounds like you just picked a bad dancer.
And Desertscrub doesn't speak for TUSCL. Most of TUSCL has never visited this club. It's a cool club IMO, a bit on the pricey side though unless you go on a Monday.