Reviews by Pizza (hiatus)

Read Part I here: https://www.tuscl.net/rev.php?id=344257 Read Part II here: https://www.tuscl.net/rev.php?id=344320 FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 23, 2018: I was in San Diego for Thanksgiving weekend, and I couldn’t miss the opportunity to visit my favorite little town across the border. Submitted…

Apparently reviews have a word limit, and my last review reached it. Sorry that it got cut off in the middle. This is Part II, and I will post Part III tomorrow. Thank you for…

HONG KONG GENTLEMEN’S CLUB PLAYLIST: The following is a link to a playlist of songs I heard at Hong Kong during my visit. Listen to the playlist while reading my review to enhance your experience. http://cueyoutube.com/#wnJ6LuUFpMo,aJg4OJxp-co,WjhmB0JlCTo,Y1_VsyLAGuk,tDlhzqLaum8,LjxulQ1bEWg,1ybaiCgOFUQ,X8sSXU-J8fI,GTexe8c0eqw,49lY0HqqUVc,cw8RzEJaQv8,t7lM7Bn16Zg,W3q8Od5qJio,meXPbvp3ldg,Kbj2Zss-5GY,ixkoVwKQaJg,x2oGN6IQEkg,WkZ5e94QnWk,HMUDVMiITOU,2Y6Nne8RvaA,fGqdIPer-ms,HI-mXMr8glQ,cwQgjq0mCdE,l_lblj8Cq0o,JXRN_LkCa_o,YQ2xtWgBlzk,qFLhGq0060w,OSUxrSe5GbI,VYOjWnS4cMY,c8OG5ffqfoE,V2hlQkVJZhE,nAS9mtDlV-c,rzgw0XldTC0,V_MXGdSBbAI,9v_rtaye2yY,y7d9VLRO3vc,LsoLEjrDogU,xPeIm20TYjI,9sg-A-eS6Ig,1jre6_FBBc0,aTqilBVY3Vs,jJPczyS33D8,rxSeJN4CCfM,r0H1mZ3F0iw,SsTgGBagvnE,C3XG8lW6eto,miOTO1F2BLQ,qN4ooNx77u0,1eWdbMBYlH4,Edwsf-8F3sI,lkWoCwGult4,T0620RC1PWU,mbRgeTZpXU0,gPmBYWlirIE,XFkzRNyygfk,fyaI4-5849w,8fijggq5R6w,rFz59Jmgewk,EfHNIPXTxy0,LPTlvQ1Zet0,BGpzGu9Yp6Y,tSSfjdAN3MU,mcCK99wHrk0,NROJoUBEQnc,3QTp9OqtYu8,jWCUQM1nBO0,ZH3Y9rWmTRI,221ouLu6qk8,ScdQQfAjFTk,JWESLtAKKlU,aKuivabiOns,QhoCid96Sq4,S-sJp1FfG7Q,1TsVjvEkc4s,zEf423kYfqk,ToY6sjSV8h8,ZIHuF8WvdFk,KM_eNiPUqf0,uo14xGYwWd4,NV-3s2wwC8c,znlFu_lemsU,Lt3dBXFVhik,xzfu6niJuWQ,Zk7Dg30tCDU,ElIN9KyAUjQ,7zp1TbLFPp8,z61GFxVD8K4,m7BGE2FJnTg,DqpFMqfeltE,VMp55KH_3wo,HMqgVXSvwGo,v2AC41dglnM,MHryuYVyHhk,CD-E-LDc384,Ek0SgwWmF9w,E5ONTXHS2mM,vSr3Mb_V2hk,BdjW17QUx6Q,lqQv9J1vz4w, CHANGES SINCE…

A follow up review to my follow up review. If you are reading this and determining whether to approve this review or not, I want to point out that I already submitted two reviews for…

Stepped into Bar Gold Palace for the first time on a Friday night well after midnight. Having read previous reviews I was expecting a sonic assault on the ears. Instead, I was pleasantly surprised that…

Dropped into La Gloria Bar on a Friday night after midnight. This place kind of confused me. There are robes, a stripper pole, and ficha drinks, but I did not see one person take a…

Wanabefrank and I wanted to check out a few clubs in Zona Norte. Adelita has a reputation as being the consensus number two club in Zona Norte in terms of dancers numbers and appearance after…

If the horseshoe logo isn’t a giveaway, Las Chavelas is a rustic, country-themed bar located next to Hong Kong. Much like Bar Trooical across the street, the girls at Las Chavelas can follow you to…

Stumbled into the Playboy Club on a whim. Wasn’t on my bucket list of must-go places in Tijuana, but I didn’t know when I was coming back so I thought I would check it out. It…

Wanabefrank and I were walking down the street when we were approached by a man wearing slacks and a dress shirt with a jaunty trilby on top of his head and a novelty tie that…

Came in here with fellow TUSCLer Wanabefrank on a Sunday evening. Bar Tropical is located across the street from Hong Kong, and is owned by the same company so you can take your girl to…

A follow up to my previous review a couple of days ago. One rumor surrounding La Malquerida is that you can find the most beautiful chicas in all of Zona Norte hanging out there during…

TUSCLer and real bro Wanabefrank and I had wanted to do a bar crawl and check out a few other places in La Zona. On that Saturday night one of those bars was La Malquerida…

Mermaids Classico Massage & Bar is located across from the far more famous and, based off previous reviews, far better rated Hong Kong Gentlemen’s Club. I was admittedly bored and looking for a decent massage.…

After a visit to Pure Gold Showgirls, I decided to round off the night with a visit to Gold Club Centerfolds. Entry: $20.00 with wristband that allows re-entry and free soft drinks. The girl at the…

I visited Pure Gold Showgirls on a Monday around late evening. The club is inside an adult video store. Before entering the club I decided to check out the adult store itself. It’s a small…

After an extended vacation from stripping, my former ATF had recently returned to the business after giving birth a little over a month ago. I was kind of bored and more than a bit curious…

Part I can be read here: https://www.tuscl.net/rev.php?id=332732 Part II can be read here: https://www.tuscl.net/rev.php?id=332825 TUESDAY, JUNE 5, 2018 I woke up to sunlight filtering through the gaps in the drawn curtains. I looked to my right and saw…

Read Part I Here: https://www.tuscl.net/rev.php?id=332732 MONDAY, JUNE 4, 2018 STREET GIRL - SOPHIA: I woke up feeling better but still tired. With Juan’s endorsement of street girls still in my head, I decided that I would try one…

My full review turned out to be very long and detailed, so I broke it up into 3 parts. Expect Part II soon. INTRODUCTION: A couple of months ago I resolved to save up money and embark…

Gold Club Centerfolds is considered the gold standard of Sacramento, and may even be one of the best regarded clubs in all of Northern CA. That said, I was turned off by the club because…

Finding myself with the rare combination of time and funds, I made the trip for my first visit to the recently renamed City Limits Showgirls in Marysville. It's a small club housed in what looks…

I was planning on making my first sojourn to the recently revamped City Limits in Marysville (previously known as Temptations,) but life happened so I decided to go to my favorite local haunt: Deja Vu.…

Each club in the Sacramento area has its own vibe. Gold Club's spacious setting can make it feel hectic and exciting when packed but eerily quiet when empty. Deja Vu is a medium-sized space and…

Since my last review the club has taken steps to improve its decor and a slew of new and younger dancers have appeared. The first thing that struck me when I first entered the club…