Reviews

A follow up review to my follow up review. If you are reading this and determining whether to approve this review or not, I want to point out that I already submitted two reviews for…

Gold Palace

Tijuana, BC

Slim, young, natural bodies.

Stepped into Bar Gold Palace for the first time on a Friday night well after midnight. Having read previous reviews I was expecting a sonic assault on the ears. Instead, I was pleasantly surprised that…

7 yrs ago6

La Gloria Bar

Tijuana, BC

A nice place for fun of the non-sexual variety.

Dropped into La Gloria Bar on a Friday night after midnight. This place kind of confused me. There are robes, a stripper pole, and ficha drinks, but I did not see one person take a…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, BC

A firm second place in terms of dancers numbers and looks.

Wanabefrank and I wanted to check out a few clubs in Zona Norte. Adelita has a reputation as being the consensus number two club in Zona Norte in terms of dancers numbers and appearance after…

7 yrs ago7

Las Chavelas

Tijuana, BC

Countrymen

If the horseshoe logo isn’t a giveaway, Las Chavelas is a rustic, country-themed bar located next to Hong Kong. Much like Bar Trooical across the street, the girls at Las Chavelas can follow you to…

7 yrs ago5

Odisea 2001 Showgirls

Tijuana, BC

Potentially a nice place just to hang out.

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Stumbled into the Playboy Club on a whim. Wasn’t on my bucket list of must-go places in Tijuana, but I didn’t know when I was coming back so I thought I would check it out. It…

Chicago Club

Tijuana, BC

Cool Atmosphere

Wanabefrank and I were walking down the street when we were approached by a man wearing slacks and a dress shirt with a jaunty trilby on top of his head and a novelty tie that…

7 yrs ago

Tropical Bar

Tijuana, BC

2-For-1 Beers for $4.00 Total.

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Came in here with fellow TUSCLer Wanabefrank on a Sunday evening. Bar Tropical is located across the street from Hong Kong, and is owned by the same company so you can take your girl to…

7 yrs ago2

La Malquerida

Tijuana, BC

Still Unloved

A follow up to my previous review a couple of days ago. One rumor surrounding La Malquerida is that you can find the most beautiful chicas in all of Zona Norte hanging out there during…

7 yrs ago2

La Malquerida

Tijuana, BC

The Unloved Woman

TUSCLer and real bro Wanabefrank and I had wanted to do a bar crawl and check out a few other places in La Zona. On that Saturday night one of those bars was La Malquerida…

7 yrs ago5

Mermaids

Tijuana, BC

Decent, but probably not worth it.

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Mermaids Classico Massage & Bar is located across from the far more famous and, based off previous reviews, far better rated Hong Kong Gentlemen’s Club. I was admittedly bored and looking for a decent massage.…

7 yrs ago5

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, CA

Pretty good amateur night.

After a visit to Pure Gold Showgirls, I decided to round off the night with a visit to Gold Club Centerfolds. Entry: $20.00 with wristband that allows re-entry and free soft drinks. The girl at the…

Pure Gold Showgirls

Rancho Cordova, CA

Lydia - a pleasant surprise

I visited Pure Gold Showgirls on a Monday around late evening. The club is inside an adult video store. Before entering the club I decided to check out the adult store itself. It’s a small…

7 yrs ago12

Déjà Vu Sacramento

Rancho Cordova, CA

Reconnecting

After an extended vacation from stripping, my former ATF had recently returned to the business after giving birth a little over a month ago. I was kind of bored and more than a bit curious…

8 yrs ago5

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, BC

ENTER THE DRAGON: MY FIRST TRIP TO HONG KONG GENTLEMEN’S CLUB - PART III

★★★★★★★★★★10.0/10

Part I can be read here: https://www.tuscl.net/rev.php?id=332732 Part II can be read here: https://www.tuscl.net/rev.php?id=332825 TUESDAY, JUNE 5, 2018 I woke up to sunlight filtering through the gaps in the drawn curtains. I looked to my right and saw…

8 yrs ago24

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, BC

ENTER THE DRAGON: MY FIRST TRIP TO HONG KONG GENTLEMEN’S CLUB - PART II

★★★★★★★★★★10.0/10

Read Part I Here: https://www.tuscl.net/rev.php?id=332732 MONDAY, JUNE 4, 2018 STREET GIRL - SOPHIA: I woke up feeling better but still tired. With Juan’s endorsement of street girls still in my head, I decided that I would try one…

8 yrs ago18

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, BC

ENTER THE DRAGON: MY FIRST TRIP TO HONG KONG GENTLEMEN'S CLUB - PART I

★★★★★★★★★★10.0/10

My full review turned out to be very long and detailed, so I broke it up into 3 parts. Expect Part II soon. INTRODUCTION: A couple of months ago I resolved to save up money and embark…

8 yrs ago28

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, CA

More natural girls + a first-time experience.

Gold Club Centerfolds is considered the gold standard of Sacramento, and may even be one of the best regarded clubs in all of Northern CA. That said, I was turned off by the club because…

8 yrs ago6

City Limits Showgirls

Linda, CA

An Exploratory Visit

Finding myself with the rare combination of time and funds, I made the trip for my first visit to the recently renamed City Limits Showgirls in Marysville. It's a small club housed in what looks…

8 yrs ago2

Déjà Vu Sacramento

Rancho Cordova, CA

Another Night, Another Dancer.

I was planning on making my first sojourn to the recently revamped City Limits in Marysville (previously known as Temptations,) but life happened so I decided to go to my favorite local haunt: Deja Vu.…

8 yrs ago3

Pure Gold Showgirls

Rancho Cordova, CA

Sit back and chill.

Each club in the Sacramento area has its own vibe. Gold Club's spacious setting can make it feel hectic and exciting when packed but eerily quiet when empty. Deja Vu is a medium-sized space and…

8 yrs ago

Déjà Vu Sacramento

Rancho Cordova, CA

A fresh coat of paint, but still room for improvement.