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7 years ago
Judging by your fomulaic post you seem to think all dancers will respond uniformly to your "make out sesh in the front" which can only ever result in them waking up next to you.
Your lack of nuance suggests you think less of them than i do.
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7 years ago
Lol ibcan assure you dude if you're waving money around in any woman's face in exchange for her willingly objectifying herself . 99% of them are going to hate you. That's the nature of the business. You're an opressor. You should at least act like you have some sense about the situation and not put yourself in a compromising situation.
To think that most dancers like you or like their customers in general is the naivete of a teenager.
The average stripclub patron from what ive seen is typically an unattractive, out of shape , old, white male talking up the same woman that in her spare time is dating and hooking up with professional atheletes and body builders for her physical jollies.
I never said anything about them being inanimate. If anybody is treating them one dimensional its you.
I just don't put them on a pedestal like you because i know humans.
Seriously i hope nobody is listening to you in earnest about putting their mouth to the snatch ITC of any dancer known to give extras.
You mind as well go to the cdc and ask them to inject AIDs and herpes right into your arm.
Kids Stick to HJs and CBJs while she's on the clock.
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7 years ago
Lol you're crazy.
Seriously dudes do not eat a stripper out in the club.
Just look at how many dudes have given quotes for bbbj and fs.
Now you can assume if men admit on here to getting FS in the club there is at least one man that did BBFS on a dancer in the club.
...and now you talking about putting your face down there.
Lol paying for extra ITC and daty otc is a better investment than the hospital bills for std treatment and damage to your pride when one of these resentful dancers pushes a big wad of PL nut right in your mouth as you dine at the Y.
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7 years ago
To someone's comment on tipping for LDK.
I wouldn't I don't specifically ask for something. Its not something i ask the dancer to do. It just occurs if shes doing a good job. Its biology and an occupational hazzard.
If she can't get fired for it no reason to tip for it IMO.
The majority of dancers that get a LDK on them are trying to make one in the first place.
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7 years ago
I like the profile pic.
I feel danny mcbride spent some time on tuscl real low key when he was doing research for his kenny powers role.
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7 years ago
So next week if she's still in town im going to only do 1 vip dance with this dancer and before that during the front of the house cuddling im going to tell her i never had a hj before and see if i get it free.
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7 years ago
Thanks, very insightful mtnboy!
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7 years ago
Nah but sometimes you don't want to feel a dick in your hand.
I'll give that guy that much credit for only asking for a hj.
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7 years ago
Ya subra looks like youre in CA. I would imagine they are pretty pricy out there but that is still less than what this guy paid. Im in the Dc Maryland Virginia area so our cost of living is not as steep as CA. So when this dude spent a total of near 400 just for a HJ i thought he surely must be a troll.
Im pretty sure he was dead serious because prior to these messages he was asking me all sorts of crap about a particular dancer in my area like what i did with her. What did i mean about touching her ass in my review, almost felt like stalking.
So he probably really did drop that much ultumately on jus a HJ.
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7 years ago
Personally if its safe to ask for it, im asking for it the first vip dance of the night. If she refuses i go to the next one. If she accepts we go at it right there . I give her $60 for tip , and my number for otc when she's ready and im done for the night , mission accomplished.
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7 years ago
I agree 500 is too much for any female. A few years ago i paid 400 to hang out with a very obscure porn star (if you can call her that) and that was for two hours.
I even after 3 job changes for pay raises i still want that 400 back.
Don't do it. You'll most likely be disappointed. $60-80 for 15min is the optimal market range for female companionship and all you should need. .
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7 years ago
A couple weeks ago i made the mistake of wearing my SC slacks to work and i could smell the coochie and perfume on them even after going through the wash.
I was so nervous that day because my office is like 60% females, and one or two were giving me odd stares.
Now i only wear said slacks to the SC just because they are ruined by that one day at the office.
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7 years ago
Good informative post.
At first i though SOB Laws stood for "sonnaofabitch" laws because they're so bullshit , they make you say "sonnaofabitch!"
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7 years ago
You could also carry some napkins to blow into, like the PL who messaged me trying to brag about a 400 hj that ended in a pile of napkins. But first he pactically stalked this consenting dancer by trying to ask me all kinds of questions about her.
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7 years ago
I might try the flower one just so i can see how many more dancers come at me even harder for my money.
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7 years ago
Good points roger
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7 years ago
I don't know lap dance king that's what I'm trying to figure out. I've had dancers instruct me to wear sweat pants though I never do. I am at least conscious and try not to wear jeans if I get dances. But it does appear that with many I've danced with if they are aware of your dick you are likely to get a little extra millege. At least from my experience.
They get aroused like women outside of the club. Many of them watch porn too just like guys.
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7 years ago
Ya I'm noticing this @ime. I suspected he was a chump when he put words in my mouth about calling the dancers fembots but would not acknowledge the blatant hypocrisy on stripper web by saying the women would never dance longer on a guy or do extra except in the presence of money. That's way more robotic than what I suggested.
He's a chump. Anybody going to the club giving these females money thinking you are saving them or showing concern doesn't deserve money.
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7 years ago
Those women think you're an idiot for feeding them money for nothing as you say.
That's like me walking into a Benz dealership and dropping 200 grand for a car of that value but leaving with a bicycle. You would get laughed at. That's what they think of you when you drop money on the VIP to basically snowball their bf cum with them for 30min
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7 years ago
Still wrong man. First off no experimentation is meaningless if it results in knowledge.
Second, even if i were trying to pick them up doing so In a regular environment will cost you way more than the 20 lap dance which is basically the ice breaker.
Approaching a stripper outside of work is more dumb than asking one to at least be a fwb while she's on the clock. Outside of the club you have zero clue about what she does , her morality tolerance. Outside of the club she can pose as mother Teresa leaving you open to all kinds of shit tests and time wastes . however in the club setting you know know she's somewhat of a perv and she definitely knows you're one so now you're on even ground and she will throw less shit tests because you can just stop paying her.
But I digress. No body was really talking about picking them up except you. This was specifically discussion on how to maximize one investment at the club. If there are signs (and there are, people are predictable) that tell you to stop feeding her money then stop feeding her money and get the same result as if you fed her more money.
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7 years ago
What we are trying to figure out here is what are the specific subtle social and body language ques without being blunt that let's you know that you've given her enough money because she damn well sure isn't going to jump up and say she's not going to stop taking it.
This is where the disingenuous of stripper web comes in. It's a bunch of women and club owners to whom you are faceless nobody. OF FUCKING COURSE they are going to say "ya we hate dick we'll never do stuff for free." Because if they told the truth to look for the dancer that's into you most or keeps looking at you , not the hottest girl to everyone, clubs would never sell a VIP booth again...except to dudes like you that enjoy sucking cock by proxy.
Why buy the cow when you can get the milk free?
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7 years ago
"Nothing wrong with giving girls money,"
That's the definition of a chump anyone handing out a resource without any benefit or purpose to one's self is a emotional weakling.
Lol this is why you're trying to bend and stretch my words. I compensate the women for their service. I don't go there looking to give women money just because they are women. You're a sad sack of shit dude.
I see your problem. You do not have a realistic view of human and specifically female nature. You think these strippers are pious damsel in distress down on their luck. Dude when you see these females sitting on their phones in the club who do you think their calling? They are calling and texting the dudes they GIVE all your money to. The dudes that blow their back out after the club. Hell sometimes these guys show up to the club and blow their back out, blow in their face and hair for NOTHING and then YOU make out with them...FOR MONEY.
You're a chump lol.
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7 years ago
Lol and making out with a stripper? Seriously? Do you have any idea how many dudes you probably had in your mouth LMFAO?
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7 years ago
Lol clearly you can't handle the logical realization that the more money you spend in a club to get more attention means you have no innate value to the women.
This is why you're reaching with this fembot claim. Or you can't read well because I'm pretty sure I made it obvious that the study was to measure differences in instinctive reactions by the women.
If anything it is the stripper web post that suggests the majority of dancers are fembots that only operate off of money. Which is not true.
Your lack of logic shows you to be a simp and that's why you pay to make out in the front of the house then you pay even more to go to the back. A more functional person would get all that up front. If you have to follow the rules it means she's not feeling you at all. She's not even curious.
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7 years ago
Wrong logic bud.
If a stripper is actively taking it upon herself trying to get me off in the dance area for less money then you're the bigger trick and a chump.